The La Force Legacy: Generation 2, Ch. 7
THEY'RE BAAAAACK.
Sorry for the wait.
Enjoy. :D
_______________________
IN THE LAST HEART-RENDING EPISODE OF THE LA FORCE LEGACY:
Vermilion became an adult.
The triplets aged into teenagers.
We learned that Gateon’s girlfriend Leah was pregnant.. AND NOT WITH HIS BABY. WTF.
But most of all, we had to say goodbye to the mother (literally) of this legacy. Oh Shiloh.
Ecruteak: “It just hurts, y’know? Right here, in my chest. It’s almost as bad as when the gnomes get together at night to kick me in the head and drool on my pillow. Those inconsiderate gnomes..”
There she is, buried right next to Goodwin. I think her tombstone says something like ‘Shiloh La Force: Greatest Founder Who Ever Lived<3’ which stands true for me.
WHODAFUX IS THIS GEEZER, you may be thinking right about now. Well ladies and gents, this ol’ fart is Anakin La Force. Padmé invited him over as soon as she could, seeing as he was just as close to their mother as she was.
Padmé: “I’m so glad you’re here, Ani. I can’t believe Mom’s gone.. but being with my family soothes the pain.”
Anakin: “..Who are you?”
Anakin: “WAHWAHWAH, MOM’S DEAD. Get over it, it happens to everybody. Fuck.”
You haven’t changed a bit. (‘:
Padmé: “I just.. I don’t know how I can take mom’s place as the head of this family. I don’t think I can do it alone.”
Anakin: “You can’t. That’s why I’m moving back in with you.”
Padmé: “R-really, Ani? You’d do all this for me?”
Anakin: “Shit, I guess. This place is much nicer than my old place. Plus I hear one of my nieces is a total loon, and what kind of an uncle would I be to miss out on that?”
Anakin: “..The fuck is on my head?”
Sorry Ani, stupid me deleted your old hair on accident. D: It should be back in the next chapter.
Anakin: “Better be. Looks like a fucking PORCUPINE crawled on my head and died up there. Jesus Christ.”
I promptly restored Anakin’s old room similar to the way it had been before he moved out. Except now his bed is more awesome and he has weapons on his wall. (:<
Anakin: “FINALLY. After years of people telling me “No Anakin, the doctor says you can’t have sharp objects in your room”, or “Yes Anakin, butter knives count as sharp objects”, I FINALLY GET MY WISH. Fucking yes!”
Anything for my Ani. :D
Out of all the grandkids, Shiloh’s death seemed to leave the biggest impact on Gateon, who broke down and cried whenever he thought about his dear grandmother.
So it seemed appropriate that he should be the one to plan Shiloh’s funeral.
All of the spares were invited, even though we only see Han, Amidala, Yoda, and I thiiiink Jar Jar? Could be Mace though. I’m pretty terrible with spares. >.<
Han and Amidala found it appropriate to dance at their mother’s funeral. Oh, and with each other, nonetheless. It’s weird, guys. Stop.
Han: “BUTBUT- It’s fun! :D”
..Yeah. When Amidala started to grind on him I stopped watching. Dx
Anakin: “My idiotic brother and sister’s incestual dance disturbs me so greatly that I think I’ll just kill myself so I don’t have to watch.”
Anakin: “Yes, yes that’s right. GOODBYE *gasp* CRUEL WORLD, and stay the fuck away from hell when I get there. *chokegasp* ....Ah fuck. Didn’t work.”
Anakin: “Looks like I’m doing this Fight Club style. One strong blow to the head should do it. *THONK* ...Ah shit, I’m fucking indestructible. Goddamn.”
Anakin: “‘AY YOU UP THERE.”
..Me?
Anakin: “Christ. YES YOU. I don’t see anyone else around to harass.”
Well you could have been talking about my cat, or my dog Charlie, or my other cat..
Anakin: “Holy shit.. YOU. I’m talking to you. -_- You’re all powerful, yes?”
Well, I dunno about that. I suppose.
Anakin: “Well in that case, since I’m physically incapable of doing it myself, please, for the love of God, KILL ME. My moronic siblings are practically inbreeding on the dance floor over there.”
D:< NEVER. I WILL NEVER EVER EVER KILL YOU IN A MILLION AND ONE YEARS. I love you too much. :’D
Anakin: “Fuck. I have to do everything myself, don’t I?”
D; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anakin: “JK I’m too awesome to die. Trust me, I’ve tried.”
:DDD YAY.
Towards the end of the funeral I aged up the triplets early. I dunno, it was the weekend and I didn’t feel like waiting until like Monday or Tuesday to age them ‘cause I’m severely impatient. :D Anyway, like a dumbass I forgot Eterna was the oldest and aged Olivine up first. Oh wells.
Olivine: “OH GRANDMA, I MISS YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS.”
Olivine: “WHEEEEEE I TURN EIGHTEEN TODAY YAY! :D”
Olivine rolled Unlucky as her final trait, and her LTW is Visionary.
Next was Eterna.
Eterna: “I WISH TO BE COOLER.” *geeksnort*
Well, Ettie got a bit cooler with the trait Snob, but then her cool points dropped to an all time nerdy low when she got Chess Legend as her LTW. xD
Lastly Ecruteak, smiling feverishly in her swimwear.
Ecruteak: “Uncle Ani says he’s taking me someplace special today. He says it’s the same place he went on his eighteenth birthday.”
I don’t think I want you anywhere near wherever Anakin was on his eighteenth birthday. >.< xD
Wha.. huh? How? Is your ribbon..? Still.. huh?
Ecruteak: “A tiny species of elephants live on my scalp. They hold my ribbon up with their trunks, obviously.”
O_O Obviously.
I know Teak’s old hair ruled, but I really wanted to try out this crazy awesome hair from the Store. Aaand I think it rules. :D
Anyway, Teak got Adventurous as her fifth and final trait, and her LTW is Pervasive Private Eye. I know a lot of legacies have been doing that lately, but it’s one of the few Ambitions careers I haven’t tried out yet. Should be interesting. 8D
Ecruteak: “MACA-FUCKING-RONI AND CHEESE, HELL YES<3”
As I mentioned in the last chapter, the triplets will have their own ‘Get to Know Me’ day. Soooo here ya go. :3
ETERNA
Well hello there, my name’s Eterna La Force. Those are my twin sisters, Ecruteak and Olivine. I’m the one in the green on the far left. Y’know, the one making the face. I’m a bit of a couch potato and I don’t really leave my house. I mean, what’s the point when you’ve got the television right in front of you, portraying the outside world perfectly? I just don’t understand it.
Oh god, I hope you didn’t see that just now.. I tripped over my own feet. I’m really clumsy, you’ll have to excuse me. My sisters are always saying how I was born with two left feet.. It isn’t true. Well, I mean, I am a klutz, but I do have a right foot! I can show you if you wa- No? Alright then. Let’s go on inside. My sisters and I are visiting the library today, upon my suggestion.
I apologize if we seem a little emotional today. Our grandma passed away yesterday, and we miss her so very much.
I usually get along with Oli and Teak. Well, except for when Oli starts droning on and on about her precious Picasso and Mona Lisa..
..My thoughts tend to wander when this happens. Who cares about some color on a piece of paper? Not me.
My dad always referred to me as his little genius, and as it turns out, he couldn’t be more right. Now that I’m a bit older I solve excruciatingly complex problems online for money.
I will admit I’m a bit of a snob, but being the smartest person in the house (besides mom, she knows everything!) will give you an ego. I can’t help that I’m both intelligent AND really, really, really ridiculously good looking...
OLIVINE
Hey guys, I’m Olivine La Force. You know my sisters. Anyway, I decided to take them to the art gallery today, my treat. Of course Eterna didn’t come willingly.. but I sat through the library for her. She owes me.
Like Ettie said, our grandmother just passed away last night and we were completely distraught. I shouldn’t be surprised though, with my luck. Bad things are always happening to me.
Anyway, I’m a bit of a neat freak so as soon as we got there I ran to the bathroom to brush my teeth. What? We just had lunch, for cripes sake.
Being an artistic person, I’ve always been very intrigued by painting as well as photography. I really want to be a photographer, and I think it helps that I’m so perceptive. I can look at any ordinary object and instantly see it as a beautiful photograph. I feel so blessed that I’ve been given the gift of creativity.
ECRUTEAK
Greetings, Teak La Force here. Well, actually it’s Ecruteak, but I prefer Teak. The gnomes say ‘Teak’ suits me better. I guess I know what they’re getting at.
I have a tendency to tweak out...
...at nothing in particular. Just because YOU don’t see it doesn’t mean it isn’t real.
My mom says I have a lot of Uncle Ani in me. I don’t really see it.
Yeah. But I’m super adventurous and I’ll talk to anybody. Even this crazy lady.
Ecruteak: “OH DEAR GOD, A GIANT FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON IS HEADED RIGHT FOR US! Don’t worry lady, I’LL SAVE YOU!”
CrazyLady: “That’s a butterfly, loser.
I don’t know why, but I get called that a lot.
Just because most people label be as insane doesn’t mean I don’t have a heart. If you get to know me you’ll see that I’m a really good person, deep down. I’m nice to everybody.
I’m also extremely perceptive. I am SO. GOOD. at finding people just like me! I guess I attract ‘em er something. I gotta say though, my ESP is telling me that this chick is a real loon.
WE WILL NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULAR PROGRAM. THANK YOU.
Well this is depressing. It’s old Link! D: I hope he had kids. I was hoping to see little pointy-eared children running around.
Anakin: “DOUBLE FIST PUMP. Let’s see those Jersey Shore douches do THIS.”
YOUU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN! YOUNG AND SWEET! ONLY SEVEENTEEEEEN, OHH YEEAAAHHH. ;D
lkdfgl;djkflg.
JKAHSDFK;HLSDF.
Padmé is now at level 9 of the inventing skill and invented a TIME MACHINE. Hell to the yes.
Padmé: “I’m not so sure about this..”
DOITDOITDOIT.
Padmé: “..Alright. I’m setting the Wayback for.. sometime in the past. Come, Sherman.”
AYE AYE MR. PEABODY! :D Rocky & Bullwinkle<3
*Ominous music* UUHHH AHHH AHHH OOOHHH UHHHHH.
Many, many hours later...
Padmé: “Get.. me.. OUTOFTHISTHING.”
Padmé: “OOOMPHF.”
SOSOSO? How was it? What happened? OMGAH WE HAVE A TIME MACHINE.
Padmé: “Well first I helped some detective stop a notorious criminal in 19th century London. Then I hit up ancient Rome and tried a toga on for size.. we gotta get me one. Finally I found myself in prehistoric times where I WAS CHASED BY A T-REX! He nearly got me, too.”
You’re such a wonderful story teller, Padmé. (:
Padmé: “But-but! It really happened! I’ve got the prehistoric dirt stains to prove it!”
(: Sure.
Back in Vermilion’s room, Bryce was having an episode.
Bryce: “IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! YE- oh dear god. My head’s stuck in Vermi’s bed.”
Bryce: “BUT I DON’T CARE ‘CAUSE I’M TOO EXCITED! Aw shit. Now my arms.” |:
Padmé: “MY TURRRN.”
Classy.
Bryce eventually got himself unstuck and got a makeover. He definitely looks like somebody’s nice old grandpa.
Padmé was next. She got a new hairstyle and now wears an apron at all times, which will be useful when she never really wants to stray very far from her workbench.
Well, that brings us to the end of this chapter. Sorry it was a bit shorter than usual. BUT HAY, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? *waits in silence*
...
Um.
IT’S HEIR POLL TIIIIIIME. :D
CLICK HERE TO VOTE!