Bollocks.

[uselessandcrap]

Right, then. 'm lost. I think I got a bit too pissed last night and wandered off somewhere...

Woke up in a park and there's bloody snow which...right. 'm in the library. Erm, but which way from there back to Times' Square? Anyone know?

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[prince_prat]

Times' Square?

[uselessandcrap]

Center of the city, lots of lights and people and traffic, yeah?

[prince_prat]

No. I'm fairly certain there's no such place here. Let me guess. You've just arrived.

[uselessandcrap]

...nah, mate, I just woke up. I flew into LaGuardia yesterday.

[lulu8889]

Um. You're a bit far from the big apple. Or the States in general. We're sort of in Canada. Aternaville, to be precise.

[uselessandcrap]

So I hear...this is completely bollocks, I was in New York for a sodding reason. How does a person fall asleep in Central Park and wake up in Canada?!

[lulu8889]

It's the weird innate to this place. It sort of just. Gravitates people here. Most don't know how they got here.

I'm Lulu, btw.

[uselessandcrap]

I've been roofied, haven't I? Shit. Fucking shit.

Lulu, really? ...right, I'm Sid.

[owingnobody]

I haven't even met you yet, and you've already decided that I like you?

[uselessandcrap]

Erm...sorry...?

[owingnobody]

Your journal says "The Friend that Nobody Likes." Well, I'm Nobody-- Nobody Owens. Does this mean I like you?

Sorry, I'm being ridiculous. Do you need a place to stay? You could sleep in my room at the hotel-- I'm probably not going back there tonight. (And then you don't have to worry about paying for anything until you've got things sorted.) Does that help?

I'm called Bod, by the way.

[uselessandcrap]

Your name is actually Nobody? Really? Wow. That...well, is really just...a reference to my friends back in Bristol.

I do need a place to stay, yeah, because I've got no sodding money left and apparently I've awakened in Canada when I fell asleep in New York. No? That'd be brilliant, mate, thanks, yeah!

'm Sid.