one day a fox and a stork decided to have dinner together. the fox made soup, and the stork brought fish he kept in jars. unfortunately, the stork could only dip the tip of his bill into the soup and the fox couldn't get his paws into the narrow jar of fish. a nearby badger noticed their predicament and decided to help. the badger quickly ( Read more... )

when will this damn smell end? wafting and searching for a new one to comsume it goes to parties and is always well liked. it turns and waits and turns you into nothing nothing but cold cold. it's still there, but just a little bit now. some scent marks near the bottom of your ashamed torso. trim it off, use a sharp knife and then call everyone you ( Read more... )

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two great tastes that taste great together, i present:

megaman rhapsody

great shit. enjoy assholes.

so, i sliced my thumb open at work today. it's not bad, only four stitches. someone give me a call on my celly around fourish in the pm tomorrow. me would like to hang out and i will explain how i almost became a jamie hatebreed clone(and yes adam, if i did lose my thumb and start a crappy hardcore band you would be my bass player).

just tell me........please?

i wish i knew if you ment what you said or if i imagened what you said.

what is it that you said again?

dear sarah fisher ( Read more... )

when matt was single, this is how it went with girls and him:


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