My nephew, the comedian

[usernameguy]

I taught my 5-year-old nephew the Interrupting Cow joke. He loved it. So, he had to try it right away.  His first attempt:

Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: [chuckling] Interrupting Cow!
Me: [as slowly as possible] Int-er-rupt-ing Cooooooowwwwww who?
[beat]
Him: Um, MOOOO!!! [breaks up hysterically]

[my sister and I exchange a look]

Comments

[newbornstranger]

The first time I heard this joke it was from a friend's mom. Her version went like this:

Her: Knock Knock
Me: Who's Th-
Her: MOOOOOOO!

At which point she burst out laughing. Then she realized she made a mistake. Then she laughed twice as hard at how ridiculous she must have seemed.