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I love google calender :)

Alex Kubacki, you are invited to
take a dump

Fri, Apr 21 8am - 9am (1 hr)
(Eastern Standard Time)
a bathroom (map)

this is an event involving me defecating
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[starsheba86]

Sometimes, I'm ashamed to say I'm dating you. And then I remember how sweet you were when we first me---wait...why AM I dating you? hehe. Just kidding. I love you lots.

[streaks]

you fucking fuck, my legs are covered in bruises from you flicking me. i'm not even kidding. i look like some mobster's little irish whore. i don't know what that means, but my legs are real ugly now. :(