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So today I actually, willingly slathered makeup on my face for no special occasion. It feels pretty nasty... I hate makeup. But, the cancerous feengrowth, who has been so strongly against makeup and any woman wearing it all throughout the course of our relationship, has suddenly decided that I look better with it on ( Read more... ) -
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DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:HighSchizoid Personality Disorder:HighSchizotypal Personality Disorder:ModerateAntisocial Personality Disorder:LowBorderline Personality Disorder:Very HighHistrionic Personality Disorder:ModerateNarcissistic Personality Disorder:ModerateAvoidant Personality Disorder:Very HighDependent Personality Disorder ( Read more... ) -
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Well, my computer is finally dead. Gone. Given up at last ( Read more... ) -
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Ok, y'all, it's time for another edition of Allison Wants Your Opinion Zomgzorz ( Read more... ) -
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An official winnar is me ( Read more... ) -
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So I apparently have a maternal instinct ( Read more... ) -
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When the universe starts to fall apart, Sues happen ( Read more... ) -
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I am determined to push myself to 50k by tomorrow afternoon ( Read more... ) -
You can't spell "scrap" without "crap", Part II
In which our heroine, Melissa, goes on a search for her new vibrator to relieve the urges her budding sexuality is currently plaguing her with about eight times a day, whilst hiding in her bedroom from her psychotic online ex-boyfriend ( Read more... )