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I remember that night, the elevator only went up to ten and he was always looking at men. Then suddenly, the elevator cables creaked and swayed, finally it snapped! The elevator fell 4 stories and the man got hurt-his arm was broken. The elevator stopped on the 6th floor, it was a cat. It was the cat's fat. He jumped off of a banister 3 blocks away. He was chasing what was thought to be a bird. It was a food lion bag. Littering is bad. So the cat grabbed the bag and threw it off the cliff. While on it's way, the cat saw a man jump out of the window. It was no one other than the gangster, Mr. Hyde. Mr Hyde was formally called G-H. Mr. Hyde, or G-H, walked toward the cat and said, "Wassup' homie cat?" The cat turned rabid and clawed out his eyes."Die gangsta'! Die!"...The cat was just an alias of James Bond, the British spy. Then the people eating cotter cooter attacked Mr. Hyde and his vagina fell off due to gang-green infection. Then a fountain of black death exploded among the land.
Then suddenly, SQUIRRELMAN showed up and said, "I kill you, kitty bitch." So SQUIRRELMAN ran to kitty and jumped on top of it, the SQUIRRELMAN started to skin the kitty! OH NO! So the kitty became a nude kitty and began working as a stripper kitty at a catclub. Kitty was an all time porn star for the next 2 years. She ended her career once she found out she was a dude kitty. Many others were very sad. Kitty got very depressed and lost her litterbox because he counldn't pay rent. And so he wandered up the streets and got addicted to catnip. Until one day kitty went to rehab. While he was there he found many other crossdressing homosexual animals including Mr. Skipperdoooooo. They became very good friends. But then one day a giant Flamingo blinded the entire earth with it's horrid pinkessfulness and everyone drowned with the Titanic and Atlantis. Because of everyone being in that one spot, the earth flew into the sun, and everything but the heart of the ocean melted. It is now floating in space and whoever is reading this is dead.
Contest. Good times. Yes, Johnny. Great oldies.