[So someone's not too disturbed by this event. In fact, she's kind of amused.]

Alright, I know I've been a little quiet lately, so I got someone here to help me apologize.

[She holds up a 12-inch tall, Will Schuester Singing Action Figure(TM). Not exactly hiding her amusement, she depresses the button on the back of his neck with her thumb. A ( Read more... )

[On screen is the image of someone who, while confident, is not all that at home being video taped or anything. But this is important so, well, here goes.]

So I've heard there's some kids from McKinley here. I'd appreciate it if y'all would sound off.

[She's adjusted well enough that she's not asking questions and denying the existence of this ( Read more... )

[As if things aren't weird enough, somebody's gone and made a stocking with her name on it. That's not creepy and unsettling in the least. At least it's not ticking or anything.

Of course, the contents are only making matters worse. The letter seems to be written by a schizophrenic and the hair gel...

Well, it ain't exactly appropriateAlthough... ( Read more... )

[Have some muttering:]

This blackberry piece of crap, how do I-oh.Uh, hi? Am I coming through okay? Technology’s not exactly my thing so if this is garbled, you know, just holler ( Read more... )