I wonder how many side mirrors shake because the bass on the drivers honkey tonk is turned up way too loud. If I had any musical inclination I wouldn't be here right now. I'd be miles away, at some other arts conservatory learning how to play classical guitar and then fuck it up in some awesome way and revolutionize jazz as we know it. But I don ( Read more... )

Glamour Magazine is more dangerous than marijuana, but only one is illegal. The wrong one.

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In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Learn the alphabet.

Get your resolution here.

It's a good one. And after that, I'm going to work on putting those letter together to make words, but I always get stuck when it comes to putting the words in the right order. That is, an order that doesn't make me look/sound like the tool that I often make myself out ( Read more... )

What happened to the winter break I remember? When winter break meant sleeping 'till noon, and lazing around the house all day. I remember winter break when break used to MEAN break. Not Winter "two weeks of back breaking labor (and I do mean back breaking, I have the x-rays to prove it) for minimal pay followed by one week of 8 am construction ( Read more... )

I don't know/remember who coined the term an "Alaina drink", but I'm glad they did.

and "Alaina drink" - a mixed drink containing far more alcohol than is normally recomended.

48 assorted yuengling and bavaria bottles + 4 guinness cans + 1 handel of Aristocrat Vodka + 3 1.5 Liter bottles of wine + 1 350ml bottle of jager + 2 airplane bottle of Grey Goose = ?

We all have our addictions. Some like uppers, some like downers, some like the cocktail, some like chocolate. This entry, is not about them. It is however, about another subsection of addiction ( Read more... )

My pirate name is:

Dread Pirate Kidd

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Dear adoring public,

It is in your best interest to avoid chugging Ginger Ale, no matter how thirsty you are, and how delicious it may be.

This has been a life tip from your friendly neighborhood Alaina.

I am eating a philly cheesesteak that isn't a real philly cheesesteak because there aren't any mushrooms or peppers, just meat cheese and onions. I'm watching CNN because that's what I do when I decide to be involved with the world I live in. After the update on Beiruit, and a story about a 94 year old baseball player, I see that our fearless ( Read more... )