Comments | utopiarebel: agrophobia

utopiarebel

agrophobia

Dec 09, 2008 21:16

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derbyartist December 10 2008, 07:00:50 UTC

Can we refer to cock blocking someone as "misplaced luggage" from now on?

or

"Ma'am, did you pack that suitcase yourself?"

God, what are carry-ons in this universe I've just thrown together?

utopiarebel December 11 2008, 05:59:33 UTC

Carry ons in the Duggar world must be marriage if you're going to trust a woman to take that shit on a plane (and take her cosmetics out in a 1 quart ziploc, shit). In your world it just might be tight jeans or STDs.

"Misplaced luggage" is clearly the best construction though!

gonmon December 10 2008, 07:06:45 UTC

You need to come to Idaho so we can hangout and hate things together.

utopiarebel December 11 2008, 05:45:25 UTC

I know! I dream of the day I have a pay check again and can come visit. If I'm lucky it'll be before the Duggars hit 23 (or before I do)!

jester December 10 2008, 15:17:23 UTC

I FUCKING HATE THOSE CREEPY ASS DUGGARS.

utopiarebel December 11 2008, 05:52:21 UTC

Until yesterday I thought they were just crazy enough to be exciting. I was even going to like them more than Jon & Kate because they eat tater-tot casserole instead of "organic" stir-fry, but everything changed. It's terrifying.

jester December 11 2008, 17:45:22 UTC

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE HAVE LIKE 80000000 KIDS AND ARE ALL, "IT IS GOD'S MIRACLE!" NOOO. IT IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T USE BIRTH CONTROL. FUCK.

utopiarebel December 12 2008, 05:38:41 UTC

I hate that they spread around that shit where birth control causing "miscarriages" which is "against the grace of God."

deduce_this December 10 2008, 16:18:57 UTC

UGH!! What the fuck?? Why is everything a fucking magic show to them? They are living the creepiest life parable.

bluesequins December 10 2008, 17:22:49 UTC

Did you see the one where they were talking about how they couldn't even kiss before their wedding night, and then the parents admitted that they actually snuck a few kisses BEFORE they got married. I was scandalized! My mom was watching it with my sisters and I, and then told us that she hoped we had as much sex as possible before we got married

utopiarebel December 11 2008, 05:56:49 UTC

BEFORE? Shit, I'm going to pray for them, that shit can't be in the bible.

The only other one I saw was one where they were making fun of their daughter Jinger: "She makes funny faces. She gets really excited and funny and weird. She's just so funny!"

Turns out their daughter is just outgoing, bubbly perhaps even surprisingly well-adjusted to fun and being a girl despite her upbringing.