Who: Reborn and Nanami
What: Nanami shows Reborn what she’s learned as the two duel it out
Where: On deck of the Vongola III or IV or whatever it is now
When: This evening
Warnings: Keep insulin at the ready, off-handed death by poison, you may get whiplash from sudden fluff (and then get stomped on by a herd of sheep.)

( Sea Kings happen. Do you have a convenient hidden pocket filled with poison? If not, call... )

I’ve sparred with Master Reborn, run laps along the shore and in crashing waves, balanced tea sets on top of my head while balancing on beam several meters off the ground, caught, gutted and cooked fish, and spent several days climbing through rigging while having forks, bean bags and water balloons filled with red food coloring tossed at me. By ( Read more... )

My things have been gathered, my bags are packed and I'm ready to go albeit I’m a little early ( Read more... )

…how did I end up back on this ship? I thought I hid myself really well on Mr. Suou’s ship. What happened to all my door locks and why is my ankle is chained to the bed?

Survival ( Read more... )

Well isn’t this just special, everyone gets to be back with all their friends, blah blah blah. I suppose I’ll be going back to the S.S. Haruhi because that’s where all my stuff is.

Speaking of my stuff, how did such a hideously frumpy dress from the Gap end up in my closet?

I’m almost finished with my Christmas shopping. I never realized how utterly annoying and exhausting it can be… probably because I usually only buy my big brother gifts and Mitsuru if I’m in the mood. Does Mr. Tachibana do gift wrapping? I don’t want to get any paper cuts ( Read more... )

There was no Santa Clause unless you expect me to believe that this drunken bum was him:

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It seems that I’ve had to make far too many sacrifices lately. I suppose I’ll just have to live with the interesting and yet mysteriously and wonderfly delicious commoner’s food that is served on a daily basis. At least this ship isn’t tacky looking like the last one and I don’t have to share a room ( Read more... )

This is what will happen to anyone or anything that gets in my way or disrupts my beauty sleep.


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