Chavs

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I have an increasing suspicion that chavs are going to rule the world.  I know this sounds paranoid, but they seem to be growing in numbers, breeding early and teaching their children to be generally inconsiderate or just generally neglecting/abusing their children.   Their attempts at inciting fear are evermore successful.  Aside from the knife

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My theory (or maybe I'm just hoping), is that one day (admittedly in the distant future), after all the chav breeding - and the selective other people breeding - we will become two separate species, and they'll need us for medicine, and well, anything that needs intelligence. And we'll use them for their labour.
Admittedly, there'll be wars. They might be able to beat us by strength and sheer numbers (although I'm sure we'll know of a way to keep their numbers down chemically or something), but we can win by intelligence.
There'll always be some low-qualified but well-meaning layman like me to do the labour and run the shops.

Or maybe they'll all die of some new, super-STI sometime soon!! Maybe I'll go invent one in my secret mad-scientist underground laboratory!

Can you tell I think of this all too often?

And that I really need some sleep now...