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If I were a month, I'd be: november
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: tuesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 3:01
If I were a planet, I'd be: mercury
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: orca
If I were a direction, I'd be: north by north east
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: plaid
If I were a sin, I'd be: vanity, of course
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: teddy roosevelt
If I were a liquid, I'd be: liquid metal
If I were a tree, I'd be: tall
If I were a bird, I'd be: a tucan
If I were a flower, I'd be: a manly flower
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: snow flurries
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: god
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: trumpet
If I were an animal, I'd be: the lucky coon hound named smokey
If I were a color, I'd be: bright orange
If I were an emotion, I'd be: a big smile
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: kumquat
If I were a sound, I'd be: a sigh
If I were an element, I'd be: xenon
If I were a car, I'd be: 1978 trans-am
If I were a song, I'd be: off the napoleon dynamite soundtrack
If I were a movie, I'd be: the best of triumph the insult comic dog
If I were a food, I'd be: a medium rare to rare steak
If I were a place, I'd be: knoxville
If I were a material, I'd be: fleece
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet, of course
If I were a scent, I'd be: kilo
If I were a religion, I'd be: catholic
If I were a word, I'd be: touche
If I were an object, I'd be: a battery
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a grin
If I were a part of a house, I'd be: the hallway
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: french
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: scooby
If I were a shape, I'd be: a square