my life, updated

[uzi978]

at the center of the earth
in the parking lot
of the 7-11 where i was taught,
the motto was just a lie

it says: "home is where your heart is,"
but what a shame
'cause everyone's heart
doesn't beat the same
it's beating out of timestill loving the car. i got it inspected today, and was again amazed at technology these days. in the past, they stuck

Comments

[thatallgirl]

the blue bomber is shitting the bed

i cant wait for baseball-woop woop!

[uzi978]

what are you driving?

woohoo baseball, i still get excited every time i see my red sox plates :)

[thatallgirl]

the blue bomber? its an 89 oldsmobile. it sucks erect penis

i get excited evertime i see red sox anything.

[uzi978]

erect penis? as opposed to sucking a soft penis?

[elysiumbound]

Are you pretty excited about the team this year? (Red Sox)

[uzi978]

definitely. maybe the pitching isn't as good as it was last year, but y'know know, pedro and lowe weren't that good. our offense is almost the same, 'cept we now have renteria instead of cabrera, which is an improvement. GO SOX!

[polexia420]

Speaking from experience...
You'll know f it's Pneumonia.
I couldn't BREATHE.
I tried to wait for my mom to come and drive me, but ended up just calling the ambulance. They found me rolling around on my bedroom floor screaming in pain.

[uzi978]

i'm not having any trouble breathing, it just hurts when i cough, sneeze, or twist my body a certain way.

hey, you should be in bed!

[kancer]

So whats your cars(or cars computers) name? Usually I give mine names but my truck dosen't sit well with a name so it's called the silver surfer

[uzi978]

i totally forgot to think about what i should name my car's computer since i wrote that. i'll have to remember to think about it, and get back to ya.