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1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Not necessarily a bill, but the filling of my gas tank.
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
McDonalds? No, wait... Fazolis!
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
Probably about 4 months ago... Tequila doesnt mix well ontop of, well, anything.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
I'm thinking a month or two ago. I wasnt very drunk.
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
I think it was Mrs. Shultz or something along those lines.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
What... or who?
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Lets see... Train Engineer, Astronaut, Scientist, a toy tester like in BIG...
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
I wore a green shirt yesterday, so I didn't want to wear another green shirt, and it was the first one I grabbed after deciding that.
10. Gas Prices! First Thought?
eight-fucking-miles-to-the-gallon.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go and who?
A van, all over the country, anybody that would want to go with me.
12. First Thought When the alarm went off this morning?
I thought it was three different alarms, that went off at different intervals each, so I didnt really have to get up till the intervals brought them around to going off at the same time. I finally woke up and realized I've got retarded logic while half asleep.
13. Last thought before Falling asleep last night?
Shit, its four-thirty again. I have to be up in five hours.
14. Favorite style of Underwear?
Boxers, just so I dont have anything rubbing in my jeans. I'd prefer none, but thats impractical.
15. Favorite style of Underwear for the opposite sex?
None? That counts, right? and while we're at it, get rid of the clothes too?
16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
Paying bills... my money, damnit.
17. If you didn't have to work would you?
Nope. I'd finally have the time to properly put off all the things I've been wanting/needing to do.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in. Till I cant roll over and fall back asleep anymore. Then just lay there for about an hour.
19. Your Favorite Cartoon Character?
Roger Rabbit
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Like, in NO WAY relating to ANYTHING sexual? Hang out I guess.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
If I wouldnt mind everyone knowing, chances are, I've already told eveyone.
22. What was your First Car?
1975 Chevrolet El Camino
23. Your Best Your Mamma Joke?
Oh wow, step back in time... Uhh... "Yo mammas so fat the Earth revolves around her."
24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
Ham
25. What do you get everytime you go into a WAWA?
Chain of convenience stores in Mid-Atlantic states... cant say I've been to one. As for convenience stores... prolly those little apple pies, or powdered donuts, or a Crunch bar... Uhh... Candy. Thats simple enough.
26. Beach Or Lake?
River?
27. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
No, but close enough I guess.
28. Who do you Stalk on myspace?
No one really, I check in on occasion to see what friends are up to.
29. Favorite Guilty Pleasure?
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
30. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
Probably any of the chick flicks that I've liked.
31. What's your drink?
Depends. Snakebite if they have whats needed, Shiner (unless they charge out the ass, in that case Budweiser), Scotch, Dirty Martini, or White Russian (if I know the bartender and they'll make it the way I'll drink it)
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys back when they won the superbowl... the Indians were only cool in the movie Major League
33. Cops or Robbers?
I used to watch Cops... What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you? Bad Boys, Bad Boys...
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
Most of the time the "bad guy" is only the bad guy because of the point of view the story is told from.
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
Cartoon Character: Shaggy
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?
Idunno... whos cool?
37. What do you want when you are sick?
To stay in bed
38. Who from High School would you like to run into?
Pretty much any of those people I used to hang out with and havent seen in forever.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
Funny... I wish I had something other than AM
42. Norm or Cliff?
I'm not sure what this is asking. Wait... google search comes up with the guys from cheers... Norm for sure.
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
I watched Cosby when I was younger, Simpsons as I got older... so uhh... both?
44. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
Being so damn distant.
45. Do you Like the Person who sits directly across from you at work?
I pretty much face a corner. Well, theres a computer there, so yeah, I like the computer.
46. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
I still dont know.
47. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Idunno... I'll just randomly pick someone... Christopher Walken?
48. What famous Person would you like to sleep with?
well crap. Uhh... Lets see... who is hot, who is hot...
Goddamnit... the first thing that popped in my head was that line from Airheads
"naked pictures of Bea Arthur" *shudder*
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Nope
50. Last book you read for real?
Spare Parts, some account of a marine reservist that went from bootcamp to combat in like 36 days or something... Gulf War book.
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
I had several as a toddler.
52. Strangest Place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Dunno... prolly some random bathroom at a bus station in the middle of nowhere.
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
I wanted to drive on that road that winds along the ocean, mountain on one side, cliff to ocean on the other. You see it in movies all the time.
54. Number of texts in a day?
About 1... every other week.
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Sure.
56. Do you go to church?
Nope, I dont like people telling me what to believe instead of helping me come to my own conclusions.
57. Pencil or Pen?
Pen, I'm a lefty so it's gotta be a halfway decent pen, otherwise pencil and slow drying pen both get smudged pretty badly.
58. Describe your favorite Day?
Do-nothing day?
59. How many jobs have you had?
5 I think.
60. What would be your "dream job"?
Outside owner of a successful company. Do nothing, get paid.
61. What do you want to achieve in life?
Complete freedom.