I just finished watching the strangest movie. It was pretty good though. I have no idea what it was called, but Glenn Close and Robin Williams were in it, as was John Lithgow as a woman. Glenn Close was a nurse and she raped a dying soldier with a constant boner and Robin Williams was born. There was something about biting dogs ears off and getting ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD. I saw George Carlin this weekend with Melissa. It was just incredible; I mean it was..*creams all over self* well, there ya go, that's how good it was. So THANK YOU MRS. P FOR FUCKING A REALLY RICH OLD GUY even though you will never read this. I'm so glad we got to see George Carlin before he dropped dead. He's 72 or 73 years old now and ( Read more... )

Let me just start off by saying that I rock the hizouse, like whoa. Last night after a full day of classes, I drove home with my mom at 9pm. Didn't get home till like 12 and I had to be up at 8 for court. John the cop (uncle)was there and he talked to the officer for me. Got me off the hook. Woot! *Does lil happy dance like in Mel's baby photo* I ( Read more... )

Yesterday Melissa and I saw the coolest man in the world. Micheal Mutha-fuckin' Moore!!!!!!! He came to UCF to give a speech, and it was amazing. We made a list of memorable Michael Mooore moments ( Read more... )

My last entry was a joke, if you didn't figure that out. Anywho, I'm watching the presidential election right now , and I can't believe people like Bush and want to vote for him. Even if I was Republican, I wouldn't vote for him. He shows his ignorance and lack of intelligence every time he opens his mouth. And I'm sorry but he really does look ( Read more... )

Wassup bitches?! Okay so this is my first LJ entry. I will now telll you about my fantabulous day ( Read more... )