Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father... My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes
off all his clothes in front ( Read more... )

They Did Their Share

On Veterans Day we honor
Soldiers who protect our nation.

For their service as our warriors,
They deserve our admiration.

Some of them were drafted;
Some were volunteers;
For some it was just yesterday;
For some it’s been many years;

In the jungle or the desert,
On land or on the sea,
They did whatever was assigned
To produce a victory.

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A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.
'

She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a ( Read more... )

1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people

1-I am related to retired Atlanta Braves starting pitcher, Steve Avery (played back in the 90's with them). He is my brother's Godfather, my Mom's his Godmother, and I was the flower girl in his wedding.

2- ( Read more... )

You preferred McCain's statements 67% of the time
You preferred Obama's statements 33%of the time

Voting purely on the issues you should vote McCain

Who would vote for if you voted on the issues?
Find out www.perturb.org/election

So Saturday was our move from the apartment to the house. The movers started at the storage unit at 9am, and didn't finish unloading everything at the house until almost 2pm. Those two guys worked their BUTTS off too. While they were unloading at the house, my Mom and Darin's Mom were unpacking boxes of stuff for the kitchen. They were able to get ( Read more... )

I am 5'4" or shorter
I think I'm ugly
I have some scars
I tan easily
I wish my hair was a different colour
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
I have a tattoo
I am self-conscious about my appearance
I have/I've had braces
I wear glasses sometimes
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free
I've been told I'm attractive ( Read more... )

A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year.  Assuming the next president lives to age 80, Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president.  Sen. Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension.

Therefore it would ( Read more... )

As of today at 1pm (in 35 minutes) Darin and I will officially be HOME OWNERS!!!!!

A year ago today, we started our contract with our apartment complex...and in 1 month we will be out of our apartment and moved into our house!

I am so excited and can not wait to start working on the house and making it our own!!!

DETROIT -- Circuit Court Judge Ronald Giles sent Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick to Wayne County Jail for failing to notify the court of his trip to Canada and violating the terms of his bond.

Despite Kilpatrick's humble apologies to the court beforehand, Giles said he needed to treat Kilpatrick as an ordinary citizen and sent him immediately to ( Read more... )