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Not sure if any of you kids watch the news, so I'm popping in to let you all know that a 71-year-old woman was murdered in her apartment on friday. Happy Valentines Day

I will eat ALL the leaves on this tree
I will eat more leaves then I should
And then other giraffes may die... ahahaha... I am an evil herbivore...

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YAY
I forgot how much I enjoy my dad's music, even the really crude stuff. I woke up today not feeling too awesome (super sore throat) and then I'm hearing from the kitchen in this highpitched would-be-unintelligible-if-I-hadn't-heard-it-tons-times voice "COVER IT WITH GAS AND SET IT ON FI-YA!!"
I love Ween, those guys' are awesome, seriously.

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Oh shit guys I forgot about Mitch Hedberg, he's fuckin' funny

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I do want a normal banana later... so yeah."

I was looking through pictures on an old friends myspace and I found one of myself with my old hair!
( hah still none with my face though )

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HOLY SHIT GAIZ MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

So I know it's been a pain in the ass for everyone
but that little girl part of me that waited and waited year after year can't help but just be so very happy that she's finally had a white christmas. But don't worry guys, I won't wish for one next year, for your sakes:P

Stupid snow>.< I wanted to get someone to come with me to a solstice fondue party tomorrow and it's basically impossible now. Our friends have them every year but I always feel like it's a pack of adults I don't know x.x they also seem to get less and less interesting as time passes, even after they whip out the alcohol>.>