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[v_to_the_a]

i hate to bitch about my job because the job itself really isn't too horrible. its just i work with all girls in a fucking salon. first of all i'm not such a fan of trusting girls, and also i'm not that much of a salon person either. all they do all day is talk shit about everyone. as soon as i turn my back i know they're talking about me. i know i

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A clown sitting in a hot tub with a mime and a side french fries

[empty_stares]

I can see you working in a salon. I suggest the following:
a) burn their hair
b) put gum in their hair
c) jig a fingernail file up their ass and/or throat
d) eat them
e) offer to give them a finger nail treatment while you replace the nail polish remover with something that burns the skin [refer to the movie "Revenge of the Nerds" to know what they put in the jock straps]
e) I'm using "e" twice
f) The good ol' pie in the face
g) act as if you are Oprah by giving them fake car keys and getting a policeman with a nice unmarked police car [my dad has one excluding the nice part] and say "FREE CARS!" and when they go to start it a police man comes up and arrests them

ENJOY!

Re: A clown sitting in a hot tub with a mime and a side french fries

[v_to_the_a]

haha i like the last two.
i don't really see the people though.
(thank god)
they're all too snotty i don't even bother talking to anyone that walks in there.
thanks for the advice.
i took notes.

[tanzmitbjorn]

you work in a salon?
which one?
I'm sorry you don't like your job, it sounds frustrating *hugs tight*

[v_to_the_a]

the work is fine.
i don't mind working at all.
i just don't like the atmosphere.
its tan solaire body spa and fitness in the grove.
i miss you!

[xirish_eyes]

now just imagine going to an all girls school.