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[vacantheaven]

*there is a couch -- yeah, yeah, this is no surprise, there are a lot of couches, but what makes his one special is that there was, about two seconds ago, a squirrel monkey perched on the back of it -- "was" is the operative word here, seeing as there is no longer a squirrel monkey or anything, for that matter, on the couch, instead there is a

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[waragainstfaith]

*...wanders past, then (he remains in an uncharacteristically good mood; snuggling fuzzily with an angel will do that to a demigod), and -- just has to laugh* Hi, Cooper.

[vacantheaven]

*raises his hand to wave without actually looking* Yo. *and now for actually shoving himself into a sitting position with a wince* ...I think the floor just killed a few more braincells. I need those.

[waragainstfaith]

*quirks an eyebrow* Are you all right? What happened?

[vacantheaven]

Long story short? I was a monkey. And now I'm not. *rubs at his head* At least I wasn't hanging from a chandelier or anything. I was doing that for a while earlier so a little, red ball of fuzz and anger couldn't get to me.

[inhibitionsaway]

*brightly* Hi! I think I had the same problem when I changed back, too, because I was a puppy for a long time, and when I changed back, I must have been trying to chase a ball underneath a sofa, which-- doesn't really work when you're human-sized, so I was stuck under the sofa for a little bit. That must have looked funny, except I wouldn't know, because I was trying to get un-trapped, which finally succeeded. *:D*

[vacantheaven]

*there is definitely no appropriate initial response to that other than laughing* I'll count my blessings then. I'd much rather be falling on my head than be stuck under a sofa. Of course, I'd probably somehow manage to get stuck under a sofa as a human just because I have a habit of doing stupid things like that sometimes. Glad you got un-trapped, though. That'd make conversation a little awkward otherwise.

[inhibitionsaway]

Yes, because otherwise, I'd be all muffled when I talked and you'd probably have a difficult time hearing me, especially with how fast I talk-- which means that if you wanted to talk to me, you'd probably also have to go under the sofa, and possibly get stuck under there, in which case, where would we be? -- Talking while stuck under a sofa, I guess. Which would be dusty.

[vacantheaven]

That could be pretty entertaining in retrospect. Or maybe even while it was going on. Who knows? I suppose we'd just have to talk until someone found us and helped us out. Or maybe it'd be easier to escape if there were two of us trying to get un-trapped.

[trivial_angel]

*gives him a curious look* Do you know why you just fell over, or was it an accident?

[vacantheaven]

*cheerfully* I was a monkey, which is a very small beast with gangly limbs and a tail. As a human, I am not so small, not so gangly and most definitely lacking a tail.