*hasn't slept for a week*
What's the worst thing someone could do?
Take advantage of someone else's trust.
What's the worst thing someone could do to you?
Make me look like a complete moron for having given them a chance.
What's the worst thing that could happen to you?
Whatever I might think of, someone could probably come up with worse.
What's the worst thing someone could say about a person?
It depends on the person and what hurts the most.
What's the best thing someone could say about a person?
A kind truth, whether the person in question believes it or not.
Are men and women basically different?
Physically? Yes. Otherwise, generalizations don't count for shit.
Which is better, to be a woman or to be a man?
Women got the brains but I like being stupid. How's that?
What can men do that women can't do?
Given access to proper technology? Nothing.
What can women do that men can't do?
What I just said.
Is it possible to change genders?
Anything about a person has room for change.
How old is old enough to have sex?
It depends on the person and the society. Of course, no matter what the social setting, some people should never have sex. Okay? Okay.
Is it wrong to have sex if you're unmarried?
Marriage is a religious institution which binds you to another human being. If I have to stand in front of a priest or judge and swear to a god I don't even believe in that I'll love and cherish you now and forever more simply in order to fuck you without being entirely immoral, sex is suddenly a lot less appealing. Looks like I'll be setting dates with my hand until death do we part.
Is it wrong to have sex with someone other than your spouse if you're married?
If you've put yourself into a situation in which you've sworn to be true to a single person, then yes. It's wrong. That doesn't just count for marriage, either. An oath of loyalty stands no matter the situation.
Is it wrong to have sex with a person of the same gender?
If it is, I'm fucked. Literally. Thank you and goodnight.
Is it wrong to have sex with a person of a different race?
How are we defining race here? Either way, if race is an issue, I shouldn't be getting any, seeing as I'm a genetic question mark.
Is it wrong to have more than one sexual partner at the same time?
Does everyone know that the attention isn't exclusive but want the sex anyway? If you answered yes, then go for it. If you answered no, you just might lose some morality points.
Is it wrong to have sex with someone you don't love?
I've never been in love but I've had plenty of sex. Obviously I'm a moral sewer.
What are the responsibilities of a mother toward a child?
Ideally, to love and care for them and respect them as a human being.
What are the responsibilities of a father toward a child?
Ideally, the same as those of the mother.
What are the responsibilities of a child toward a parent?
Ideally, much the same as the parents responsibility towards them.
Which should be more important to you, your parent or your child?
Your child. You brought them into the world, you have an obligation to take care of them when they need you.
Which should be more important to you, your parent or your spouse?
Your spouse. Like I said, an oath of loyalty stands. You're responsible for your own decisions.
Which should be more important to you, your child or your spouse?
I pity any kid who gets stuck with me as a parent but they'd be what was important.
Is it wrong to have a child if you're unmarried?
If you want one and can actually take care of it, go for it.
Is abortion wrong?
If you're just using it to get out of facing the fact that you're a fucktard, yes.
Is contraception wrong?
No. No no no. And again we say no.
Is there one true religion?
I don't even believe in religion as it were so no.
Does a deity or deities exist?
Considering the fact that the only person I talk to on a regular basis is a demi-god, I'll have to go with yes.
How important is it to believe in a deity or deities?
I don't know. How important is it to believe the sky is blue?
How important is it to actively practice your religion?
Totally up to you.
Does magic exist?
Sure.
Is practising magic wrong?
No but those Satanic cultists that follow Dad around are pretty fucking annoying.
Is killing always wrong?
I'm not big on the killing thing but sometimes I can see the merit of it.
Is war always wrong?
War is just plain stupid, is what it is.
How old is old enough to fight in a war?
All I really have to say is that, if I'm old enough to be legally blown up for my country, I should be old enough to legally drink myself into a stupor.
Is rape always wrong?
Yes.
Is torture always wrong?
Yes.
Is theft always wrong?
No.
Is slavery wrong?
Yes.
Is lying wrong?
Yes.
Is swearing wrong?
Hell no! It's my own goddamned language and I'll use it however the fuck I want. I might cuss like a sailor but that tells you shit about my intelligence. Although I might not be the best example of that.
Take advantage of someone else's trust.
What's the worst thing someone could do to you?
Make me look like a complete moron for having given them a chance.
What's the worst thing that could happen to you?
Whatever I might think of, someone could probably come up with worse.
What's the worst thing someone could say about a person?
It depends on the person and what hurts the most.
What's the best thing someone could say about a person?
A kind truth, whether the person in question believes it or not.
Are men and women basically different?
Physically? Yes. Otherwise, generalizations don't count for shit.
Which is better, to be a woman or to be a man?
Women got the brains but I like being stupid. How's that?
What can men do that women can't do?
Given access to proper technology? Nothing.
What can women do that men can't do?
What I just said.
Is it possible to change genders?
Anything about a person has room for change.
How old is old enough to have sex?
It depends on the person and the society. Of course, no matter what the social setting, some people should never have sex. Okay? Okay.
Is it wrong to have sex if you're unmarried?
Marriage is a religious institution which binds you to another human being. If I have to stand in front of a priest or judge and swear to a god I don't even believe in that I'll love and cherish you now and forever more simply in order to fuck you without being entirely immoral, sex is suddenly a lot less appealing. Looks like I'll be setting dates with my hand until death do we part.
Is it wrong to have sex with someone other than your spouse if you're married?
If you've put yourself into a situation in which you've sworn to be true to a single person, then yes. It's wrong. That doesn't just count for marriage, either. An oath of loyalty stands no matter the situation.
Is it wrong to have sex with a person of the same gender?
If it is, I'm fucked. Literally. Thank you and goodnight.
Is it wrong to have sex with a person of a different race?
How are we defining race here? Either way, if race is an issue, I shouldn't be getting any, seeing as I'm a genetic question mark.
Is it wrong to have more than one sexual partner at the same time?
Does everyone know that the attention isn't exclusive but want the sex anyway? If you answered yes, then go for it. If you answered no, you just might lose some morality points.
Is it wrong to have sex with someone you don't love?
I've never been in love but I've had plenty of sex. Obviously I'm a moral sewer.
What are the responsibilities of a mother toward a child?
Ideally, to love and care for them and respect them as a human being.
What are the responsibilities of a father toward a child?
Ideally, the same as those of the mother.
What are the responsibilities of a child toward a parent?
Ideally, much the same as the parents responsibility towards them.
Which should be more important to you, your parent or your child?
Your child. You brought them into the world, you have an obligation to take care of them when they need you.
Which should be more important to you, your parent or your spouse?
Your spouse. Like I said, an oath of loyalty stands. You're responsible for your own decisions.
Which should be more important to you, your child or your spouse?
I pity any kid who gets stuck with me as a parent but they'd be what was important.
Is it wrong to have a child if you're unmarried?
If you want one and can actually take care of it, go for it.
Is abortion wrong?
If you're just using it to get out of facing the fact that you're a fucktard, yes.
Is contraception wrong?
No. No no no. And again we say no.
Is there one true religion?
I don't even believe in religion as it were so no.
Does a deity or deities exist?
Considering the fact that the only person I talk to on a regular basis is a demi-god, I'll have to go with yes.
How important is it to believe in a deity or deities?
I don't know. How important is it to believe the sky is blue?
How important is it to actively practice your religion?
Totally up to you.
Does magic exist?
Sure.
Is practising magic wrong?
No but those Satanic cultists that follow Dad around are pretty fucking annoying.
Is killing always wrong?
I'm not big on the killing thing but sometimes I can see the merit of it.
Is war always wrong?
War is just plain stupid, is what it is.
How old is old enough to fight in a war?
All I really have to say is that, if I'm old enough to be legally blown up for my country, I should be old enough to legally drink myself into a stupor.
Is rape always wrong?
Yes.
Is torture always wrong?
Yes.
Is theft always wrong?
No.
Is slavery wrong?
Yes.
Is lying wrong?
Yes.
Is swearing wrong?
Hell no! It's my own goddamned language and I'll use it however the fuck I want. I might cuss like a sailor but that tells you shit about my intelligence. Although I might not be the best example of that.