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[vacanthippy]

What an archivist is/was/does/what?…

1) Archivists are composed of approximately 90% chocolate biscuits and coffee breaks.

2) Archivists like to touch old things.  That includes Terry Wogan.

3) Archivists hate people.  This means that if you want to come in and use a computer you have to fill out a form in triplicate three weeks before your visit

Comments

[the_farwall]

Damnit, here I am thinking the Prince of Meat is finally getting the recognition he deserves but no, you said price. Price of meat.

[vacanthippy]

Can I have your babies?

[the_farwall]

No! I've sacrificed them to His Majesty.

[vientral]

You told me I couldn't have Terry Wogan, nor a Terry Wogan split with his younger self as implied by the advertisement. Now I know why. Man stealing crackwhore!

[vacanthippy]

Become an archivist, then, and only then, do you get to touch Terry Wogan in his pants. Its in the job description doll.

[tanqueen]

Oooh did Eddie tell you about my secret desires then?