[voice | 01]
--if I press this button here...Oh, hey, the light turned on. Sweet. Uhh.... Hello? [taptaptap] This thing on? Testing, testing, one, two, three. [cracklefizzpop]
Shit, I think I killed it. Is there a number for tech support? Hello, tech support? Hello? [beepbeepbeep] Huh? Shit, I do not understand this at all. Doesn't this thing have an instruction manual or something? Wait, maybe if I press this... okay, I think maybe I got it now.
HELLO. TECH SUPPORT. I BROKE YOUR THING. COME OVER TO BADOU NAILS AND FIX IT, PRONTO, THANKS. AND WHILE YOU'RE HERE, MAYBE GET ME BACK HOME. AND BRING ME SOME SMOKES, I LEFT THEM AT HOME BECAUSE I WASN'T PLANNING ON GETTING TELEPORTED TO THE DIMENSION OF SUCK AND I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME RIGHT NOW.
Fuck it, this is retarded. [a muffled clatter as he drops the communicator onto a hard surface. a rustle of heavy cloth. the click and rattle of a door opening. a slam.]
Shit, I think I killed it. Is there a number for tech support? Hello, tech support? Hello? [beepbeepbeep] Huh? Shit, I do not understand this at all. Doesn't this thing have an instruction manual or something? Wait, maybe if I press this... okay, I think maybe I got it now.
HELLO. TECH SUPPORT. I BROKE YOUR THING. COME OVER TO BADOU NAILS AND FIX IT, PRONTO, THANKS. AND WHILE YOU'RE HERE, MAYBE GET ME BACK HOME. AND BRING ME SOME SMOKES, I LEFT THEM AT HOME BECAUSE I WASN'T PLANNING ON GETTING TELEPORTED TO THE DIMENSION OF SUCK AND I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME RIGHT NOW.
Fuck it, this is retarded. [a muffled clatter as he drops the communicator onto a hard surface. a rustle of heavy cloth. the click and rattle of a door opening. a slam.]