In order to keep in the Easter spirit, I developed a case of Pink Eye over Saturday night and into Sunday morning. My eyes matched the beautiful pastels of the Easter Bunny's treasures, but pleasure in that runs itself thin fairly quickly ( Read more... )

Hey ladies, take this as you will ;)

Your Penis Name is: Fat Albert

Get your own Penis Name
Heh, j/k.

I think that it is impossible for a guy to skip over this without finding out his own penis name. If you are a guy and you say you skipped over this, then that means it probably gave you an embarrassing name.
(ex. I entered in the name of one of ( Read more... )

So far Spring Break has been a ton of fun.

Each year I get more and more out of South by Southwest. Volunteering is always fun; rekindling a slew of Spring Break only friendships. And, of course, trekking around down town to catch movies and, later this week, music will never get tiring. Tiring mentally that is, because, physically, I am ( Read more... )

Hey! Here is me catching a Thin Mints cookie in my mouth:

( Read more... )

I've been meaning to post this for a while, but have not had much time to do so.

This link was pulled from metoohahttp://www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~morph/Transformer/index.htmlRead more... )

Tonight was kind of sad ( Read more... )

I knew the lyrics for Christina Milan's song "Dip It Low" were pretty vulgar in nature, but actually seeing the lyrics in text form?

Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop pop pop that thing
Ima show you how to make your man say "Ooo"I wonder what kids think when they hear the words to that song ( Read more... )

Hmm...so despite my previous post about the 'Good Luck Charm', I never actually removed the ornament from my car. Whether it be laziness, apathy, or perhaps a combination of both, I left it up during my weekend in Houston ( Read more... )

For a while I have been meaning to take a trip over to the Alamo Drafthouse to attend one of their pieces of non-cinematic entertainment, and tonight I finally got around to doing so in the form of Videoke.

Videoke - Like Karaoke but with acting ( Read more... )

I often find myself pondering about all of the social implications we would face if women were predominantly larger and more muscular than us males. Maybe three, four...sometimes even five times a day I will think about this ( Read more... )