How Do You Smell?

[vaderonice]

Originally published at VaD3r0n!c3. You can comment here or there.

The assignment was: How do you smell?

I will shower with Dove. I will meld the remaining sliver from the last bar on the top of the new one. Some Arctic Breeze deodorant the lady picked out for me. It’s got an orange top and it’s not the gel stuff I like. It’s that hard white stuff

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[vaderonice]

Thank yeh kindly. How goeth your pregsation?

[vaderonice]

Well, my lady was tired for her entire first trimester. And she was nauseous and puking like crazy. When the second trimester started, she had all this energy, so hopefully you have that to look forward to. She didn't gain that much weight and she wasn't showing too much until well into her second trimester. Not sure why. One day the baby wasn't there, and then he was, sorta. She gained, I think 25-30 lbs for the pregnancy. She was very conscious of what she ate and she didn't drink a damn bit of alcohol, either, even though her doc said it was ok to have a lil bit every so often. Once her third trimester started, the energy went away a lil bit, but she was never as bad as in the first trimester. The third trimester was just uncomfortable for her because of the baby belly. Try to figure out baby room stuff early. Don't build it at the last minute. Make sure you have a bag for baby ready to go with diapers and baby clothes. We had to go in a month early, so we were totally caught off guard and we forgot to bring him some clothes.

[colorofwater]

Interesting picture you have painted :P

The phrase "ball sweat" always makes me cringe bit, lol.

[vaderonice]

It ain't MY fault they smell like that. It's true, though. Sometimes you just go in for an adjustment and wham, you got some stink on your pinky.