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[vadrice]

Yup.

I work in a resturant. Sure as shit.

I wish I were allowed to vomit on my coworkers/customers. I think that would be cathartic at this point in time.

Also I wish I were paid more.

Fuckers.

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[uilliam]

Pennsic?

[vadrice]

i'm in. j too.

[uilliam]

i'm out, but at least it's something for you to look forward to, well, maybe i'll make it up for weekends.

The only time I ever vomited on someone intentionally was at Pennsic.
I usually threaten my coworkers that I am going to get a cricket bat for my cubicle. At one point I even had a plastic cup on my desk, collecting money for the cricket bat fund. I was shocked & disturbed at how many of my coworkers donated.

[vadrice]

Pennsic!

[oversaturation]

yes, vomiting is one of those defense mechanisms we still share in common with animals who spit up their bladders and squirt blood from their eyes. actually i wish i could do all of those things.

i wish you were paid more, too.

[vadrice]

humans also have other defense mecanisms.

Like lazers.

[daraflower]

call it an accident, call it performance art, but please, for the sake of your mental health: regurgitate, regurgitate, regurgitate!