Not on my computer and i am bored.
Well it is almost 3:30am, and I have to leave Jax at 7 to pick up my mom, and i haven't packed...UMMMMMM......I am bored.
Read this...Some of you might learn shit about me...
Name: Kirk Douglas St. Aubyn McFarlane II (I sound sooo....scottish)
Nickname: Kirkle, Kirkage, Kirkus, Kirkie, Kurt, Kirkie perk. (can you believe my dad still calls me that after almost 18 years.)
Birthday: January 8th 1988
Birthplace: Bronx, New York
Now
Current mood: I had to pee, but it went away...so i am just made that whoever's wireless router i was tapping into isn't on...now i am in the business center of the apartment complex.
Current music: me typing...it is pretty quiet in here.
Current taste: klondike bar.
Current hair: short.
Current clothes: gray T-mac sweatsuit
Current annoyance: that i have to use this computer.
Current smell: carpet.
Current thing I ought to be doin: sleeping because i have to leave here at 7am today to pick my mom up from the airport in orlando.
Current windows open: expedia and this one.
Current desktop picture: A background that says DELL. (Not my computer)
Current favorite band: Band??? idk...probably goo goo dolls as usual.
Current book: ummmm...nothing.
Current cd in stereo: Mariah carey the emancipation of mimi.
Current crush: nobody...absolutely NOBODY.
Current favorite celeb: Halle berry...i was thinking about her earlier...you people with your dirty minds....gosh...not like that.
Current hate: my finger underneath the nail. i cut it somehow.
Do I
Smoke?: No.
Do drugs?: no.
Have sex?: well...everyone that has my LJ name already knows...soooo....no. hahaha
Give oral sex?: HAHAHAHA...no.
Receive oral sex?: gosh!...i have had sex yet!.........
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: Yes...One that arabs keep blowing up FPC, but instead of FPC having the usual "100 building and 200 building" labels, they have the names of JU buildings...like for example, the one that i always remember is "Reid 200." (Tricia...call off your people.)
Remember your first love?: Yes
Still love him/her?: No, but i bet i would have the most luck with her...Damn the move!
Read the newspaper?: If i see it at school...or at HOME HOME.
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: well let's see...alexia, precious, Sheeda, kia, davina, regina, and foster is my bio/chem lab partner...so that makes it 7.
Believe in miracles?: yeah.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: definitely.
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: I am very tolerant...even though others might not think so.
Consider love a mistake?: No, not unless you choose it to be, and even then it isn't a mistake.
Like the taste of alcohol?: yeah...i'm not an alcoholic...i just like some of the beverages.
Have a favorite candy?: snickers or butterfingers or starbursts.
Believe in astrology?: yeah...(capricorns are just the est..i swear to it.)
Believe in magic?: i would have to say yes. (not like cultish magic circle meetings or anything)
Believe in god?: Damn straight (sorry Lord...forgive the wording)
Have any pets: 2 dogs, 1 cats.
Go to or plan to go to college: YES!
Have any piercings?: no.
Have any tattoos?: MY DAD SAID I CAN GET ONE ON JANUARY 81st...if you catch my drift.
Hate yourself: sometimes...like if i fail a test, but then i laugh and get over it.
Have an obsession?: ummm...i am currently in a group called pfa..and the only members are alexia and I...and we are progressing.
Have a secret crush?: no.
Do they know yet?: i don't have one for them to know it.
Have a best friend?: definitely.
Wish on stars?: no.
Care about looks?: Yes
Love life
First crush: Holly Peters (that is just tooooooo wierd.....holy shit....WHAT THE FUCK????)
First kiss: don't remind me.
Single or attached?: lonely.
Ever been in love?: Yes.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: DEFINITELY.
Do you believe in "the one?": SAME AS ABOVE.
Describe your ideal significant other: Someone not really exactly like me, but close. I want someone i can joke around with constently and have them not get offended..someone fiesty, not bitchy..someone that wants 4730984 kids (ok...maybe 10) Someone who i know and they know that we will be together for the rest of our lives, til death do us part. (and i stress the last statement.)
Juicy stuff
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: no. they were just removed at the start...so yes.
Have you ever been intoxicated?: NEVER!...ok...yes.
Favorite place to be kissed?: ummm...i'll leave that up for my other half to find out.
Have you ever been caught "doing something?": No.
Are you a tease?: I've been told that already in college, but i haven't done anything but smile at the person.
Shy to make the first move?: Not at all. I just tell them to make the first move so that it will be awkward.
Word association
Rubber: seriously..i'm not horny or anything or perverted, but i seriously thought of a condom.
Rock: music
Green: apples
Wet: dog
Cry: you cry...we cry..together.
Peanut: butter
Hay: day?
Cold: NEW YORK
Steamy: car
Fast: car..somethin like in naaaaaaaas-car. as far as the....you get the point.
Freaky: deaky...why am i thinking about songs...this one is a reggae song, so 99.99999% of you won't know it.
Rain: drops.
Bite: mark.
fuck: you MATHA FACKA!.
Blow: me.
Religion: Catholic.
APPEARANCE
Hair: short...Midnight brown. (i found this out from a lady in the mall...it was kind of wierd...my mom and i were standing next to each other, and this...well...i won't get into the long ass story.)
Eyes: hazel when i have just my glasses on, or when it wants to be otherwise.
Height: 6'5"
LAST THING YOU
Bought: a pizza at sam's club.
Ate & Drank: supreme pizza and cranberry juice.
Read: Half blood prince.
Watched on tv: Barber Shop 2 for the 9875984th time.
EITHER / OR
club or houseparty: depends on the kind of mood, but club.
beer or cider: neither.
drinks or shots: shots. (oh wait...i don't drink)
cats or dogs: more dogs than cats, but only these two...i'm not the black noah or anything.
single or taken: Single.
pen or pencil: Pen...except in math.......seriously...that drives me crazy.
gloves or mittens: gloves.
food or candy: I am Kirk McFarlane...what the hell do you think.
cassette or cd: CD
coke or pepsi: Pepsi!
this or that: this...or that....idc.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO
kill: GEORGE FUCKIN' BUSH!!! DIE BITCH....SERIOUSLY DIE. Just keel over and motha fuckin die...right now....piece of shit.
get really wasted with: Alexia.
look like: nobody special...i am fine with the way i look...and it seems to me that others are too...so i am all good in this department.
be like: me.
avoid: ummm...nobody. I am a people person. I have likeability factor.
LAST PERSON YOU
talked to: brother.
hugged: sister.
instant messaged: Nicole Harris.
kissed: sister.
WHERE DO YOU
eat: mostly in my room now...or i just don't eat.
cry: i haven't cried in a VERY LONG TIME to tell you the truth.
wish you were: NY..hands down end of story...just away from everyone.
HAVE YOU EVER
Dated one of your best friends? no.
Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? nope.
Drank alcohol? ofcourse not.
Done drugs? actually...hell no.
Broken the law? HA! every single day...i speed, litter, i stole like 2038947023 yo-yos from walmart when i was in the 5th grade...and that is it.
Run away from home? no...it never got "that bad."
Broken a bone? no...fractured...never broken.
Played Truth Or Dare? Just the other day actually.
Kissed someone you didn't know? not that i remember. i doubt it though.
Been in a fight? lots. both verbal and most definitely physical...and there was that food fight which contained both.
Come close to dying? yes...i wouldn't be able to remember it though..i was like 2.
WHAT IS
The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: Nothing that i have is embarrassing...not many like my fefe dobson Cd, but that isn't embarrassing to me. OH!!! there is that CD that brandee put in my cd case called Jesus freaks?
Your bedroom like?: safari-ish.
Your favorite thing for breakfast? CREAM OF WHEAT or CORN MEAL PORAGE.
Your favorite restaurant?: seafood: red lobster. Fast food: McDonalds. Upscale: That place right on the hudson in Jersey. (before it was the restaurant on top of one of the twin towers.) Subs: Firehouse. Bar-b-que: BBQ's IN NEW YORK CITY MOTHA FUCKA....you haven't lived until you have eaten at this place. Chinese and Pizza: Anywhere in NY, but it has to be a whole in the wall...not a chain.
RANDOM QUESTIONS
What's on your bedside table?: lamp, alarm clock, watch, wallet, picture frame with nothing in it, loose change,....etc.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: Anything...jamaican beef patties, corn flakes, cookies, anything.
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: A Walk to Remember.
you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?: nothing.
What is your biggest fear?: clowns and roaches.
What feature are you most insecure about?: face or just upper body in general.
Do you ever have to beg?: badger...(DAD) yes...Otherwise hell the fuck no...just no.
Are you a pyromaniac?: when it comes to CDs...yes. AND YES YOU CAN BE A PYROMANIAC BY MAKING CDs....YOU DO BURN THEM DON'T YOU???!!? Dumbasses.
Do you have too many love interests?: yeah...most of them are surreal...i'll be honest. But i must say there is that one girl....oh yes...that ONE GIRL.
Crushes? not really at the moment.
Do you know anyone famous?: yes. Reggie (i forgot his last name). He came to tinseltown, and he plays for the jags. He is also alexia's cousin's boyfriend. Also lil' zane....my uncle steven's ex-wife's sister's son. Hope you got all that.
Describe your bed: California Queen (just bigger than a normal queen...for the slow ones.) tan sheets...down comfoter.
Spontaneous or plain?: Spontaneous.
Do you know how to play poker?: YES...specifically Texas Hold 'em.
What do you carry with you at all times?: Cell phone, wallet, keys.
How do you drive?: fast, but safe. I was late leaving for school one day, and what usually takes me 20 minutes to get to school...tooke me 9 minutes 43 seconds (timed.) I also made alexia cry while i was driving that day.
What do you miss most about being little?: my mom and dad not fighting as much, and just the SIMPLE LIFE...IN NEW YORK...AND FAR AWAY FROM FLORIDA! (i wish i can go back...I know it sounds back, but everything was better.)
Are you happy with our given name?: I wasn't before, but i am now.
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: I honestly don't think i would be able to do it.
What color is your bedroom?: Blue, green, "splish splash" green, and white.
What was the last song you were listening to?: We be burnin'-Sean Paul.
Have you ever been in a play?: Yes...! I was a wise man (i don't remember what gift i beared) and my mom made this amazing crown for me that had all of these jewels and sparkles on it, and when i walked out on the stage the ENTIRE audience was amazed...i swear it was like out of a friggin movie.
Who is your best friend?: Alexia, Christina, and candace (i talk to candace almost everyday.....I MISS MY FAT GIRL)
Do you talk a lot?: I've been known to say a few things.
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?: sometimes.
Do you think you're cute?: yeah, but i don't make anyone know it...i mean i'm not "Hot," but i do think that i can get a DECENT looking girl. (yeah right)
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? Only in NY...they are aggressive.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: Only when i want to be...and i am dead serious about this one.
Do you spend more time withyour girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?: Let's put it this way...alexia is my only friend that has EVER slept over my house..and on top of the...in the same bed. I have two classes with christina and alexia, my "ride or die homies" (christina made that up)....
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands?: "Well alrighty then...that is different." I really don't care though...as a matter of fact..i have a video of alexia and sheeda making out on my phone...(it was a dare).
I'll give you a cookie if you read this!