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[vag_the_axl]

BLAR BLAR BLARRRR TIRED BLLARRHHH WATCHED LOST IN TRANSLATION. ALL OF IT. WHERE IS BEN? I WANT MY FRIENDS, I WANT AUTONOMY, DID I EAT TODAY? I CUT BEN'S HAIR TODAY, I'M WEARING SAM'S SWEATER. HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE ALL DAY TOO LONG TOOO LONG. SEND HELP. I HAVE MORE ROOMMATES LINED UP FOR WHEN KATE AND JAMIE LEAVE. BLLARRRRRHHHH. I WILL

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Singing telegram, you ask?

[baloneyman]

I would certainly be happy to send you one.

[anonymous]

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