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theXusuals
Name/Age/Location: my name is emily and i'm old enough and i live in the most dangerous city in the country.
Sex/Orientation: yes/lamesexual.
Top 3 Bands: sunday morning tragedy; the lost november; from midnight to summertime.
Top 3 Movies: she's the man; high school musical; back door sluts 8.
Make Us Laugh: so, a guy walks into a bar. he says "ouch."
Give a strongly felt opinion. Back it up: i truly believe that i am brilliant. i did better than all of you on your ACTs.
randomXshit
What turns you on: one-eyed koreans. it's better if they have a tard pinky, too.
Got any pet peeves: see "what turns you on."
Do you masturbate; we know you do. How often: constantly.
Speaking of beating your meat; how in the world do you think Mr. Edward Scissor-Hands masturbates: skate-guards.
What's one goal you have: to join this community!
What's one obsession: cocaine.
What would you do if a huge gorilla appeared in your room after you finished this application: kick him out.
Who is your bestest friend and why (pictures are welcome): emily, because we're big lesbians.
Would you rather see a video of your parents having sex on the internet and have it freeze there, or take a drink out of your best friend's pop only to find out that they just got done swallowing a huge load from your brother: perhaps neither.
When you hear the words moist, festering, cheesy, and delicious what do you think of: asians.
If you were a porn star, what would your name be and what porno would you star in: buster silver hills, and i'd be in back door sluts nine.
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone: i don't DO mean.
What's the most awkward position you've ever been in: reverse cowgirl.
yourXface
Show us some pictures of your face:
Show us how trendy you can be: i'm joining a fucking el-jay community. what else do you want?
Show us some pictures of you and your friends: i don't have friends.
Show us why you're a vaginaxkid:
Member's pictures:
You Big SillyXWrap That Willy
Hottest & Ugliest Member(Mods included): lycia. WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR FACE!? and, kari ann is the hottest. durkadur.
Put a Banner in your user info and promote twice(Show links): no, thanks.
You know you Love Us so tell us why(compliment):
xlostonearthx: because he's my husband and i am his wifey.
suicide_wisher: gull road kids fo' life.
Here's your chance hoes. Give us your best shot(insult):
xlostonearthx: this kid is such a chink, you could blind him with dental floss.
suicide_wisher: she changes her hair as often as i change my underwear.
Any Final Words: no.