I had another strange dream. Well, this is beyond fucking strange. I think it's the worst out of all the ones that I remember ( Read more... )

The asian guy in that Russel Simmon's Def Poetry Jam. I saw a commercial for it, and the entire cast start to describe what the show is about. Out of no where, he screams, "Walt Whitman on crack ( Read more... )

Well, I needed some motivation. I think that did it. That was more than enough.

End of this year. It will happen. Fuck them all.

Wow. I'm such an incredibly superficial bastard...

It's great. Kim Chi Heat owns you.

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In the lounge at work, washing my face in the sink ( Read more... )

Actual conversation between me and co-worker today. I kinda know the guy, so it wasn't hostile or anything ( Read more... )

Well, that was a riot ( Read more... )

"It has been theorized that an infinite number of monkeys banging on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually reproduce the written works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this is not true."

-Kurt Vonnegut-

Interesting/humourous highlights of the day ( Read more... )