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vaguelygreggy

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Dec 01, 2005 23:09

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what ( Read more... )

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sfritz December 2 2005, 04:11:27 UTC

Once, we were eating ice cream and... I have no imagination.

mikeyc_ihtbts December 2 2005, 04:23:11 UTC

That time i didn't crack a joke about your sexual orientation.

LOL! elindros8897 December 2 2005, 05:02:00 UTC

That's the best line of the day, ya asshat! :P

firebird_power December 2 2005, 04:30:23 UTC

The one time where you revoked my driver's licence for no particular reason...then forced me to get an ignition interlock because somebody claimed I was a drunk!

elindros8897 December 2 2005, 05:02:35 UTC

You can also blame me for giving Greg the idea...

vaguelyspecific December 2 2005, 05:01:32 UTC

It was a dark and mysteriously misty night, about four years ago. You & I went to a Barry Manilow concert (he sang "Copa Cabana" in Spanish as the encore). After the concert, we walked back to the parking lot, only to discover that we'd left the windows open. The car seats were unmistakably moist. You tried to dry them off with a portable hairdryer (doesn't everyone have one of those?), but only succeeded in burning your left hand. So we sat on the moist seats anyway, and sped off to the nearest drugstore, where we purchased a topical cream to soothe the burn. Lucky for us, Dini Petty happened to be at the drugstore that day, doing some sort of promotional thing. We had a great chat with her, and got autographs (of course!). Next, we made a trip to a used bookstore--the books were all new, but the store was pre-owned. You purchased a books-on-tape copy of Mein Kampf, read by Regis Philbin. I bought two instructional books: one about the art of Origami, the other about the art of Haiku. Later, we went to Bingo Country and ( ... )

elindros8897 December 2 2005, 05:04:12 UTC

There was that time I was strolling past DriveTest in the North Bay Mall, and actually saw you serving customers! What happened to the "must sit in the plastic chairs for one hour before being served" policy?