Bacon Fairy!
This is quite possibly the most fun I had on AIM in a LONG time.
This person was bugging Neolucky and another friend of mine, so I decided to have a little fun.
EternalFouLu: Mmm....Powdered Bacon....
PowderBacon: The after taste isn't delicious.
EternalFouLu: Oh, but I bet it is. It souds so...tastey.
PowderBacon: Only once a year.
EternalFouLu: No, all year round! I loooove bacon! And I love pigs. And since you're bacon, you must also be a pig. Gimme some ham!!
PowderBacon: NO
PowderBacon: NEVER!
PowderBacon: I shall not be killed just for your hunger!
EternalFouLu: Aw, why not! All I want is some nice...Honey glazed...Powdered Bacon and Haaaammm.
PowderBacon: O_o;
PowderBacon: Just who is this anyway?
EternalFouLu: A bacon and ham lover!
EternalFouLu: I also would like some sausage, too!
PowderBacon: >.>.
PowderBacon: Hmm
EternalFouLu: Can you tell me...What part of the pig does the hotdog come from?
PowderBacon: in order to answer that question
PowderBacon: you would need to add 10 other animals
EternalFouLu: Thats fine. I'm an animal lover, too.
EternalFouLu: Mmm...Animals.
PowderBacon: You are.......Rei Rei?
EternalFouLu: I'm a Rei, but I'm not a Rei Rei.
EternalFouLu: Want some of that sweet ham...Sweet ham....
PowderBacon: So then you are Bishounen Cafe
PowderBacon: ......
PowderBacon: I will take the silence as a yes?
EternalFouLu: Whats a Bishounen?
EternalFouLu: I only want ham and bacon.
EternalFouLu: With mebbe a little egg on the side with orange juice.
PowderBacon: *falls over*
EternalFouLu: Mmm...Orange juice on ham.
PowderBacon: Who are you?
EternalFouLu: I already told you!
EternalFouLu: I am...
EternalFouLu: The Swine Connesuierre!
EternalFouLu: May I have just a little taste?
PowderBacon: NYU!
PowderBacon: Yosho?
EternalFouLu: Aw, you're gunna make me cry.
EternalFouLu: Whats that? Japanese Bacon?
PowderBacon: WHO IS THIS SOUL!?
EternalFouLu: I'll take some bacon, rice and fish, too.
PowderBacon: But fish is nasty
EternalFouLu: My soul is only for the breakfast meats! I HUNGER FOR BREAKFAST MEATS, BITCH!
PowderBacon: Yes but a name of some kind would be nice.
PowderBacon: Like how people call me Koll
PowderBacon: or batsu.
EternalFouLu: Batsu from the videogame?
EternalFouLu: No no.
PowderBacon: NO !Mghsdaffdsaashgasd
EternalFouLu: Video Games dont interest me.
EternalFouLu: I only want bacon!
EternalFouLu: Give me bacon, Pig Fairy.
PowderBacon: >.>
PowderBacon: WHo gave you my name.
EternalFouLu: No one, I did a search for Pig Lovers.
PowderBacon: >>>
EternalFouLu: And there was your magical piggy name! Right there, beckoning me to click, and ask you for breakfast meats!
PowderBacon: I am guessing you are a friend of NeoNikore and Di San
EternalFouLu: Whos that? More Bacon Eaters?
EternalFouLu: Do you like pork, too? Or are you just a bacon fairy?
PowderBacon: >.>
PowderBacon: Can we atleast stop talking about bacon.
EternalFouLu: Please grant my wish, Bacon Fairy! I want three tons of raw, greasy, sticky bacon to eat for ever until I die of clogged arteries!
EternalFouLu: But, isnt that what this is all about? Bacon?
PowderBacon: No, we are here because we are trying to find answers.
PowderBacon: Tell me how you got this name and all is fine in my book.
EternalFouLu: Answers to the mysteries of bacon and ham, and sausage wrapped in bacon, smothered in ham grease?
EternalFouLu: But I already told you!
EternalFouLu: I looked it up!
PowderBacon: >.>
PowderBacon: TELL THE TRUTH HUMAN
EternalFouLu: ...I did.
EternalFouLu: You're a mean bacon fairy!!
PowderBacon: LIES!!
PowderBacon: Someone doesn't simply search for Powder names
PowderBacon: or bacon names
EternalFouLu: Why do you think I'm lying, bacon fairy?!
EternalFouLu: But I love bacon!
EternalFouLu: I search for it all the time!
EternalFouLu: New recepies, and ways to cook it, and....other uses...
PowderBacon: >.>
EternalFouLu: What are those little marks, bacon fairy?
PowderBacon: A face.
EternalFouLu: Please, tell me please! Are they magical runes you use to cast grease spells?
PowderBacon: .................................................
EternalFouLu: A face? I make a face out of my bacon and eggs on my breakfast plate. So I always see a smile, everyday!
PowderBacon: >.>
EternalFouLu: Yes, bacon fairy? Are you casting another piggy spell?
EternalFouLu: Will it bring me sausage happiness?
PowderBacon: if you answer my questions.
EternalFouLu: Yes bacon fairy! Ask away!
PowderBacon: How did you get this name*trutfully*
EternalFouLu: I found it on an AOL group name about people who might like bacon.
PowderBacon: Site please >.>
EternalFouLu: Its right here at www.zombo.com.
PowderBacon: >.>
PowderBacon: Aim groups have aim links human!
EternalFouLu: That place has the voice that tells me only to eat bacon.
EternalFouLu: Bacon fairy, can I lick you?
PowderBacon: hmmm
EternalFouLu: I bet you taste good.
PowderBacon: my gir stopped dancing
EternalFouLu: What is a gir?
EternalFouLu: Is that a flavour of bacon?
EternalFouLu: What does your bacon taste like, bacon fairy?
PowderBacon: Gir is my icon.
EternalFouLu: Do you like rump roast? I like rump roast. Can I have your rump roast?
EternalFouLu: I'd like to squeeze it. To see if its nice and meaty, and well cooked.
PowderBacon: >.>
PowderBacon: You do know xdisanx told me she knows you right >.>
EternalFouLu: I dont know what that is?
PowderBacon: >.>
EternalFouLu: I bet your rump roast is nice and soft. Delictable. Mmm...Want to be my pig in a blanket, bacon fairy?
PowderBacon: PowderBacon: Oi, what ever I answer your questions, now you two make up and WHO THE HECK IS ENTERNALFOULU
x Di San x: XDXDXD ahaha
x Di San x: is he bugging you?
PowderBacon: >.>
EternalFouLu: Well bacon fairy. I have to go grease up my giant sausage stick. I'll let you have a taste, next time. I'm really good when cooking with sausage.
As you can see, the jig was up towards the end, but it was still a blast.
This person was bugging Neolucky and another friend of mine, so I decided to have a little fun.
EternalFouLu: Mmm....Powdered Bacon....
PowderBacon: The after taste isn't delicious.
EternalFouLu: Oh, but I bet it is. It souds so...tastey.
PowderBacon: Only once a year.
EternalFouLu: No, all year round! I loooove bacon! And I love pigs. And since you're bacon, you must also be a pig. Gimme some ham!!
PowderBacon: NO
PowderBacon: NEVER!
PowderBacon: I shall not be killed just for your hunger!
EternalFouLu: Aw, why not! All I want is some nice...Honey glazed...Powdered Bacon and Haaaammm.
PowderBacon: O_o;
PowderBacon: Just who is this anyway?
EternalFouLu: A bacon and ham lover!
EternalFouLu: I also would like some sausage, too!
PowderBacon: >.>.
PowderBacon: Hmm
EternalFouLu: Can you tell me...What part of the pig does the hotdog come from?
PowderBacon: in order to answer that question
PowderBacon: you would need to add 10 other animals
EternalFouLu: Thats fine. I'm an animal lover, too.
EternalFouLu: Mmm...Animals.
PowderBacon: You are.......Rei Rei?
EternalFouLu: I'm a Rei, but I'm not a Rei Rei.
EternalFouLu: Want some of that sweet ham...Sweet ham....
PowderBacon: So then you are Bishounen Cafe
PowderBacon: ......
PowderBacon: I will take the silence as a yes?
EternalFouLu: Whats a Bishounen?
EternalFouLu: I only want ham and bacon.
EternalFouLu: With mebbe a little egg on the side with orange juice.
PowderBacon: *falls over*
EternalFouLu: Mmm...Orange juice on ham.
PowderBacon: Who are you?
EternalFouLu: I already told you!
EternalFouLu: I am...
EternalFouLu: The Swine Connesuierre!
EternalFouLu: May I have just a little taste?
PowderBacon: NYU!
PowderBacon: Yosho?
EternalFouLu: Aw, you're gunna make me cry.
EternalFouLu: Whats that? Japanese Bacon?
PowderBacon: WHO IS THIS SOUL!?
EternalFouLu: I'll take some bacon, rice and fish, too.
PowderBacon: But fish is nasty
EternalFouLu: My soul is only for the breakfast meats! I HUNGER FOR BREAKFAST MEATS, BITCH!
PowderBacon: Yes but a name of some kind would be nice.
PowderBacon: Like how people call me Koll
PowderBacon: or batsu.
EternalFouLu: Batsu from the videogame?
EternalFouLu: No no.
PowderBacon: NO !Mghsdaffdsaashgasd
EternalFouLu: Video Games dont interest me.
EternalFouLu: I only want bacon!
EternalFouLu: Give me bacon, Pig Fairy.
PowderBacon: >.>
PowderBacon: WHo gave you my name.
EternalFouLu: No one, I did a search for Pig Lovers.
PowderBacon: >>>
EternalFouLu: And there was your magical piggy name! Right there, beckoning me to click, and ask you for breakfast meats!
PowderBacon: I am guessing you are a friend of NeoNikore and Di San
EternalFouLu: Whos that? More Bacon Eaters?
EternalFouLu: Do you like pork, too? Or are you just a bacon fairy?
PowderBacon: >.>
PowderBacon: Can we atleast stop talking about bacon.
EternalFouLu: Please grant my wish, Bacon Fairy! I want three tons of raw, greasy, sticky bacon to eat for ever until I die of clogged arteries!
EternalFouLu: But, isnt that what this is all about? Bacon?
PowderBacon: No, we are here because we are trying to find answers.
PowderBacon: Tell me how you got this name and all is fine in my book.
EternalFouLu: Answers to the mysteries of bacon and ham, and sausage wrapped in bacon, smothered in ham grease?
EternalFouLu: But I already told you!
EternalFouLu: I looked it up!
PowderBacon: >.>
PowderBacon: TELL THE TRUTH HUMAN
EternalFouLu: ...I did.
EternalFouLu: You're a mean bacon fairy!!
PowderBacon: LIES!!
PowderBacon: Someone doesn't simply search for Powder names
PowderBacon: or bacon names
EternalFouLu: Why do you think I'm lying, bacon fairy?!
EternalFouLu: But I love bacon!
EternalFouLu: I search for it all the time!
EternalFouLu: New recepies, and ways to cook it, and....other uses...
PowderBacon: >.>
EternalFouLu: What are those little marks, bacon fairy?
PowderBacon: A face.
EternalFouLu: Please, tell me please! Are they magical runes you use to cast grease spells?
PowderBacon: .................................................
EternalFouLu: A face? I make a face out of my bacon and eggs on my breakfast plate. So I always see a smile, everyday!
PowderBacon: >.>
EternalFouLu: Yes, bacon fairy? Are you casting another piggy spell?
EternalFouLu: Will it bring me sausage happiness?
PowderBacon: if you answer my questions.
EternalFouLu: Yes bacon fairy! Ask away!
PowderBacon: How did you get this name*trutfully*
EternalFouLu: I found it on an AOL group name about people who might like bacon.
PowderBacon: Site please >.>
EternalFouLu: Its right here at www.zombo.com.
PowderBacon: >.>
PowderBacon: Aim groups have aim links human!
EternalFouLu: That place has the voice that tells me only to eat bacon.
EternalFouLu: Bacon fairy, can I lick you?
PowderBacon: hmmm
EternalFouLu: I bet you taste good.
PowderBacon: my gir stopped dancing
EternalFouLu: What is a gir?
EternalFouLu: Is that a flavour of bacon?
EternalFouLu: What does your bacon taste like, bacon fairy?
PowderBacon: Gir is my icon.
EternalFouLu: Do you like rump roast? I like rump roast. Can I have your rump roast?
EternalFouLu: I'd like to squeeze it. To see if its nice and meaty, and well cooked.
PowderBacon: >.>
PowderBacon: You do know xdisanx told me she knows you right >.>
EternalFouLu: I dont know what that is?
PowderBacon: >.>
EternalFouLu: I bet your rump roast is nice and soft. Delictable. Mmm...Want to be my pig in a blanket, bacon fairy?
PowderBacon: PowderBacon: Oi, what ever I answer your questions, now you two make up and WHO THE HECK IS ENTERNALFOULU
x Di San x: XDXDXD ahaha
x Di San x: is he bugging you?
PowderBacon: >.>
EternalFouLu: Well bacon fairy. I have to go grease up my giant sausage stick. I'll let you have a taste, next time. I'm really good when cooking with sausage.
As you can see, the jig was up towards the end, but it was still a blast.