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[vainandlofty]

Ugh

Who the hell injected my butler with so much pep this morning? Are they selling it in mass quantities now? If so, someone quickly go crush the corporation into the dust, so it'll be pulled off the market.

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[playful_heir]

I'll put in a request with dad's people but promise nothing.

[vainandlofty]

Promise them my first born, if you must.

[playful_heir]

I'm not into scare tactics, luv.

[vainandlofty]

It wasn't a scare tactic but a bribe ;__;

Are you afraid the fabled child will be like me, instead of his mother?

[mc_momo]

I don't think even the most inventive of companies can possibly bottle good nature.

[vainandlofty]

No? Then maybe I can invent a way to suck all your good nature and morning loving peppiness right out of you. I bet if I do and bottle it for selling, I'll make another fortune.

[mc_momo]

If you did that, all you'd be able to sell is blood and guts. Nobody's gonna drink that, unless they are super creepy or something.