Okay.

[vairetheweaver]

I've had enough. I don't care that Middle-Earth is currently still waterlogged. I'm fucking sending people back whether they like it or not.

YOU: OUT. I won't have you terrifying the others by smashing chairs over their heads. UNACCEPTABLE.

YOU: I WILL NOT HAVE YOU CHASING THE HOBBITS WITH FRYING PANS. UNACCEPTABLE. OUT

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[manofrohan]

so...I get to stay?

Oh, I will miss my darling sister, lunatic though she is...

Take Imrahil. He won't stop complaining.

::shoves::

[vairetheweaver]

*boots Imrahil out onto the ark*

YOU ARE NEXT OLD MAN.

[manofrohan]

::whines::

I don't want to be next.

Why can't I stay?

Re:

[vairetheweaver]

Stop eating all those lollipops then. You're making the children cry.

[theodwyn]

THEY. DESERVED. IT.

Oh fine.

Re:

[vairetheweaver]

Very good. Go away.

[ungoliant]

Want me to pick them up? I can.

But if that bitch tries to annex my cloud, or that psychopath tries to eat any of my other guests, I'm sending them back to you.

And for Eru's sake, keep the ring.

[theodwyn]

NO! I want to stay on my ark. It is Mother Rohan's ark.