almost as good as a cash money tree

[val3ntine]

an email from my mom:

i need to find a temporary home for the cat between june 9 and 12. i would be willing to pay one of your friends what i would pay at a professional boarding house. could you let me know if anyone is interested? thanks

my cat licks himself clean.
and he has quite the button-nose (see a few entries down for proof.)

are you

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[pressure_cooker]

perhaps... what would she pay a professional boarding house?

[val3ntine]

my mom hasn't decided on a price yet. but it will be big.

do you still have a dog?

[pressure_cooker]

i do. is explo not a dog cat? (haha! dog cat! yess!)

[val3ntine]

he's never really met a dog, but when he met my other cat (who is now gone to a better place, and by a better place i mean coney island) there was mad drama.

[centelleante]

Yo. I'll be around.

[val3ntine]

hot.

hannah and i were discussing your merits as a cat sitter in the bathroom today.

(we think there's potential!)

i am taking care of plants

[drunkdialer]

i am up to the task. i have trained for many long months. my father was a cat watcher, his father was one too, and so on and so forth. Now my time has come, and i am up to the task. cats are like furry plants that move, right? sweet

does ur cat eat fish?

Re: i am taking care of plants

[val3ntine]

of course my cat eats fish.

however, it is a little-known fact that all cats are lactose intolerant.

(if my cat lived with my favorite teacher and her wonderful son, i don't know that he'd ever want to come home with me afterward.)

I'm interested.

[dmkb]

We even have a cat (with all wires appropriately closed). So there's a social benefit!

Re: I'm interested.

[val3ntine]

haha! will there be drama?

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[dmkb]

nice subject line!

Re: POST SCRIPTUM

[val3ntine]

yours or mine?! (mine)