Long time no meme
I stole these from Ste. I am a shameless meme whore, although I reseve the right to delete the rubbish questions.
Meme the First
1. Where did your last kiss take place?
In a seedy back alley
2. Who knows a secret or two about you?
I don't actually have that many. None worth mentioning, anyways.
3. Three words to explain why you last threw up?
Random stomach bug
4. Did you ever burn yourself?
Who hasn't? Mr. Gareth's fridge has scarred me for life.
5. What's crazy to you?
I like the crazies who are in their own happy, bizarre little world and don't cause anyone else any problems. It's the crazies with silly ideas that want to hurt lots of other people that you have to worry about.
6. Favourite curse word:
Wank. Or bugger. Both amuse me.
7. Who is talking a lot of crap about you right now?
Lia bad-mouths me a lot. She's nasty like that. I hate her, personally.
8. Who is your hero?
Aragorn, of course. He is rugged and has a horse. Also saves the world. If only he could fly, then he would be perfect.
9. Would you ever want to be a model?
Oh, absolutely not. I don't think I'm commercially pretty enough, and the pressure to be thin and look nice all the time would most likely destroy me.
12. When is your next party?
Hopefully at the old Riverside when more wonderful people arrive home.
13. Is it better to give or receive?
This is the question when you're expected to say give. A lot of the time I genuinely feel that way. I often get given 'stuff' - it serves no purpose and is not useful to me and it takes up space, but I am obliged to keep it for a decent length of time because it was a gift, when really I would like to get rid of it. This makes me feel uncomfortably ungrateful. I do appreciate the thought, but I really dislike lying to people, so pretending that I do like it is awkward.
14. How many people do you trust fully?
Five, but two of those are my parents.
15. How do you handle a break up?
I do not know. Most likely with chocolate and alcohol, followed in a while by loud music and bright flashing lights.
16. Your motivation for tomorrow?
I need no motivation for tomorrow. Tomorrow will come regardless of my personal effort to ensure that it happens. I plan to sleep a bit, maybe go for a run, and finish unpacking. Maybe organise some workspace and work.
17. Last person to hurt you?
Matt poked me in the eye. And bashed my head against the wall. It's not as bad as it sounds.
18. Last person to make you laugh?
Some chap on The Now Show.
19. Last thing you ate?
Some chocolate fudge. Before that, a tomato and mozzrella panini.
20. Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
Ew. No.
21. Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect?
Yes.
22. Do daddy long legs freak you out?
I am unnerved by their improbable legs. Their physics bewilders me.
23. Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
Not that I remember. People generally make it to the loo at the parties I frequent.
24. Have you ever dropped food on the floor and eaten it?
Of course. The ten-second rule applies, give or take depending on the last time I hoovered my room. Two seconds if in someone else's room or outside on a relatively clean surface.
25. Would you ever have sex in a public bathroom?
No, for they smell bad, and are generally unsexy. I feel this would ruin the mood somewhat.
26. What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
I don't think I know the details of enough serial killings to answer this, although I find serial killings in general quite interesting. Motive and method, anyone?
27. Do you ever talk to the TV?
Yes, often. Sometimes I have conversations with it, but usually I just tell it that its adverts are rubbish. Also about 85% of its programming sucks.
28. Would you ever work in a retirement home?
Probably not.
29. Do you believe plants have feelings?
Not in the same way that people and animals do.
30. Do you laugh at people with "bowl" haircuts?
Only inwardly. On some heads they don't look too bad.
31. Do you have nervous twitches?
My lower right eyelid tends to twitch when I'm tired and still doing things. Sometimes I have random thumb-spasms too.
32. Are you ever purposely irritating?
Only to people I dislike, or when it's really, really amusing to do so. I try not to do it too often though.
33. If you could fly, where would you go first?
Upwards, to see the clouds from above again.
34. Do you have weak knees?
One of them hurts if I cycle too much or twist it sideways. My ankles are the sucky joints.
35. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's?
It was a very long time ago, I think I just had chips.
36. Are you an emotional person?
Kind of.
37. Do you like your name?
I'll never be keen on Mary, but after 20 years you get used to these things.
38. Do you dance naked in your room at night?
Yes, quite often.
39. What are you listening to right now?
Rugby-type sounds from downstairs.
40. Biggest fear?
Loss of the people I love. Also that very disturbing nightmare I had last year that still freaks me out very badly indeed.
41. How long have you been a part of myspace?
I refuse to answer this question on religious grounds.
I don't have and never will have a myspace page. I generally dislike it.
42. Favourite place to be?
Snuggled with the manshape, or on a mountain, or up in the fields just before hay-cutting.
43. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans anna t-shirt. Socks and underwear. Why do you care?
44. Do you hate anybody?
I have a strong dislike for someone, but I never see her and rarely think about her, so there is little point in cultivating hate. It's just too much effort and very few people are worth that.
45. Does anyone hate you?
I don't know. If anyone does I hope they're not someone I like.
Meme the Second
1. What kind of drunk are you?
Initally happy and delighted, like a small, annoying child. Progressing to horny, rapidly decaying to sleepy.
2. How long have you gone without eating?
36 hours, when I was ill once.
3. Without sleeping?
42 hours. I counted.
4. What does your hair look like now?
Awful. Needs a wash, desperately needs a cut.
5. Would you ever have cosmetic surgery?
Absolutely not. Ew. Ewewew.
6. What is your favourite night to go out?
Saturday, of course.
7. Do you want to be rich and/or famous?
It would be nice to have enough money to not have to worry about money.
(MySpace-related shit d3l3t3d)
12. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
Nothing. Even the bad things seem to have turned out ok.
17. Do you know any twins?
No. Wait, yes! Emma and Andrew. They are not identical.
18. What is your favourite day of the week?
I like the feel of Thursday. In term-time Sunday is the best day of the week because I can stay in bed until I am hungry or have to pee. Sometimes both.
19. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
With someone else. I can't sleep well when I'm alone any more.
21. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Nope.
23. What food do you find disgusting?
Mushrooms. Just ew. I dislike their texture and smell and taste. Subversive little fungi bastards. Can eat them raw, just about.
24. Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?
Yes indeed
25. Who is getting on your nerves right now?
Only one or two people.
30. Your next birthday?
7 day's time. After then I will no longer be a teenager. Sob.
31. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Very, there's just no excuse for it.
32. Are you wearing a necklace?
Yes, one Matt gave me a while ago. I love it muchly.
33. How many bedrooms do you have in your house?
Four, but one is my PC temple.
37. What colour would you like to bleed?
Black would be so cool but far too emo. Some lizards have green blood, because they are lazier about clearing up their broken haemoglobin than us mammals. I would like to try that.
39. Have you ever been to a convention?
Yes. The same one, two times. It was fantastic.
41. Who do you wish you could see right now?
Hannah and C and the rest of the Cheddary wonderbots.
42. What are you doing this weekend?
As little as possible. I may postpone work to Monday.
43. What was the last thing you made?
A mess