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[valaraiya]

There have been several improvements to the house since I have been away, and by several I mean two. We have acquired some kind of candlestick. It is stuck to the wall in a decorative fashion. We also have a coffee machine, which is a fairly major addition to our arsenal of kitchen gadgetry. It makes very, very nice coffee, and also froths milk. I

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[merelyamonarch]

Yay for god coffee :D Also for the random candlestick.

Talking of changes to the house, how's the extension coming along?

[valaraiya]

We have plans, they have been given permission. Or possibly they are still waiting for permission. Either way, there are no diggers or other interesting machineries yet =(

[captain_tractor]

I want to play with your digger. Matt had a digger once. We pissed about with it. Made it spin around in circles and twat everything in sight.

Good times, for a change.

[captain_tractor]

When you get a digger, that is

[captain_tractor]

Apparently I am visiting in two weekends time. What's that all about?

[valaraiya]

I knows, I'm all like, wtf Tom? Today I formulate a strategy. I plan to attack the mother after dinner, when her defences are low.

[captain_tractor]

WTF Tom? I get this all the time, I am a nonsense.

Your mother will be full of dinner and cocks. It's the best time to get what you want.

By the way I have impeccable charm to parents and children, I can completely change the way I speak and everything. They'll wish you're seeing seeing me instead.

I will NOT greet your parents with "Hello Mr & Mrs. Jess" either, No.

[captain_tractor]

Seeing seeing? Blimey