The drilldo's cute and all, but could we get back to tentacle rape?

[valarmorghulis]

Steam is rising from the boardwalk as we experience our first sunny day in weeks! The placid inlet water beckons, the mountains are green and purple and orange with life, the bald eagles are playing hide the sausage with the sea otters, and my non-broken earbud is blasting "Frontier Psychiatrist" into the right side of my brain as I sit inside a

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[anonymous]

Eagles with otters? That's kinky even by Alaska standards. ... Your laptop is supposed to sit on you, not vice versa. ... I am NOT a bartender. ... That's horrible about Kelly. ... I had no idea that you were such a cheeky ping pong player.

See you in a weekish!

[friendless1]

Stupid LJ, always logging me out when I don't notice...

[habituallydaft]

:( :( Kelly.

[dovetale]

i want to be with you. yes, in that way.

[_aska_]

so i have heard that if i call really late at night you would play the piano over the phone to me. i think i will call sunday night :)