One cousin shot, another stabbed, a rug I'm never going to be able to get the bloodstains out of, trousers I might yet be able to clean, and two new pieces of jewelry commissioned. I'm not sure what to call this evening. Interesting
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Though I only promised not to seduce you to one of them.
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Actually, I suspect Valentine to have a similar reaction.
It's not like it's a temptation! One of his cousins mentioned that Valentine has a weakness for the ladies--particularly those that are bad for him. So, since we will be shipboard together soon, I merely promised that it would not be an issue with me. It was one of the easiest promises I've ever made.
No offense meant, Valentine.
Funnily enough, another of his cousins suggested that, were my situation different, I might have wanted to look into the option.
Besides, all Valentine could offer me would be jewelry. As you well know, Charles, I have all I need in that regard, being more of a whiz-bang, high-velocity, loud-explosion sort of girl, what don't need frippery.
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I feel a little bit bad about that.
I've promised to keep an eye on you, by the way. To two of your relations, actually. Though I only promised not to seduce you to one of them.
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Actually, I suspect Valentine to have a similar reaction.
It's not like it's a temptation! One of his cousins mentioned that Valentine has a weakness for the ladies--particularly those that are bad for him. So, since we will be shipboard together soon, I merely promised that it would not be an issue with me. It was one of the easiest promises I've ever made.
No offense meant, Valentine.
Funnily enough, another of his cousins suggested that, were my situation different, I might have wanted to look into the option.
Besides, all Valentine could offer me would be jewelry. As you well know, Charles, I have all I need in that regard, being more of a whiz-bang, high-velocity, loud-explosion sort of girl, what don't need frippery.
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The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
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