valentinew

I. Feel. Cuddly.

valentinew Nov 28, 2006 12:33

Everything turned white overnight!

my heart is a marble in your empty jelly jar

valentinew Nov 27, 2006 00:31

( This is way too long to be bothered with. No, seriously. This is not a challenge, it is a statement. I just wrote it for myself and threw it out there in case anyone was obscenely bored. This also contains one really gross description. So seriously, you should probably not bother. )

OK so you know Andrew Hajjar, right. He taught me a valuable lesson (well, several. Incidentally, he, along with Meg and Jorge Lugo, is also responsible for most of the vulgar terms or weird facts relating to sex I know). But I digress. The lesson I want to talk about here is that he taught me that logical validity is not a guarantee of truth ( Read more... )

I, I, I don't miss last November

valentinew Nov 17, 2006 02:34

There is this thing that happens to the women on my mom's side of the family where when we laugh really, really hard our noses do this really unfortunate unattractive thing where they crinkle at the bridge. This only happens when you go into, like, hyperdrive borderline hysterical laughter mode and is a 100% involuntary phenomenon. This is not ( Read more... )

tuesday nights at the bible study we lift our hands and pray over your body but nothing ever happens

valentinew Oct 23, 2006 16:43

"Have you ever heard of cognitive dissonance?" asks Chloe. "It's the idea that your brain has trouble processing certain things. For example, say you once belonged to a cult that believed that aliens were going to arrive on the earth tomorrow, and you'd believed that for thirty years. Tomorrow, when the aliens don't turn up, what do you tell ( Read more... )

I got a face like a limp handshake, hair like an accident scene

valentinew Oct 20, 2006 03:13

1. Recently I have been having the realization over and over again of how true it is that people see what they want to see ( Read more... )

you only sleep with girls who say they like your music

valentinew Oct 15, 2006 13:18

#1. It is Hillary Harrison's birthday. Hillary Harrison, as the most consistently witty/clever person I know, SHOULD BE CELEBRATED. Seriously, let us all take a moment to reflect on how we know that humanity can be okay because twenty years ago today, it produced THAT. Sister is special. Buy her something sparkly and/or edible and celebrate the ( Read more... )