Roxy please don't read this!!!! :P
okay this has been sitting over in another post for awhile and I decided to finally post it here as well because despite the cracky!win I kinda really love it and I'm sorta impressed that I managed a PG fic about the kama sutra ngl.
Title: I guess it's "Library Books"
Pairing: R/K
Rating: PG
Summary: originally written for lule_bell whose prompt was this > Any - "This is the Midlands! Where did you get that [insert sexual object of your choice here]."
A/N : I let virkatjol watch my dignity for awhile and she ran away with it and this story wandered in... un-beta'd and I suck at punctuation and titles :P
Kahlan packed the camp up as Richard loaded the bags onto the horses. As he was tying up her bag it fell open and a book dropped to the ground. he was shocked at what it was. "Kahlan! This is the Midlands! Where did you get this copy of the Kama Sutra?" A bright blush filled her cheeks as she tried to think of a lie and then conceded. "I found it at the library in Briamont."
"You stole a book from the library?!"
"Well most of those books there burned anyway" she justified, "So really I saved it"
"But why this book? Do you need it" He was confused.
"Richard I can't be with you and it gets lonely and cold at night." she looked down at her feet as she mumbled "I ....I like the pictures"
Opening the book Richard flipped through the pages.There were many interesting pictures in there and positions he hadn't thought of before. Not that he often thought up different ways to be with Kahlan... late at night on the other side of the fire from her....where she was probably thinking the same thoughts with this book in hand...Quickly he shook his head to clear *that* image from his mind. He chuckled as he held up a page labeled "Gar Style"; a man behind a woman on all fours. Kahlan rolled her eyes, her face showing obvious ire at him having discovered the book. She snatched it away from his hands unable to contain her thoughts on the matter "I don't like that one!".
"Oh really? So which ones do you like?" he flashed her a naughty smile. Resigning herself to the fact that he knew about the book she flipped through to some pictures. She held out the book to him the picture showing a woman sitting on a man's lap facing him as he held her close. "You like this one eh?" she nodded slowly. 'Come on then, what other ones?" he smiled at her again. Kahlan flipped through to another section. It showed two positions one was similar to the last but this time the woman was leaning back on her hands. Next it showed her sitting backwards on the man's lap facing his feet . Richard let out a deep laugh as he saw the second picture."You've really though about this a lot haven't you?" Kahlan looked a little miffed at his laugh but she reached over the book as he held it and continued to flip the pages. Holding his gaze she said "This one" and tapped the page. Here was a woman on her back legs thrown over the man's shoulders as he held her up to him face buried between her thighs. Richard looked back up at Kahlan her eyes questioning him. He moved an arm around her shoulder pulling her head toward him as he kissed her ear. "I love you" he whispered.
They sat down together Richard flipped through the pages again. He stopped on one page and questioned Kahlan. "How about this one? Do you like this one?" She nodded her affirmation at the picture of a man lying behind a woman her leg thrown over his hip, his hand between her legs.
"Mmhhmm" he said nodding as if adding her reply to a mental list. The next page showed a picture of a man squatting as he held a woman on his lap. Richard pointed "Now this one! What about this one!"
"Richard, I don't really think that one would work..."
"Nonsense, I think we could do that!" He stared at the picture again. Kahlan flushed anew with his admonition that he was viewing these with them in mind. No matter that she always did the same thing but that was when he was asleep. She wouldn't openly admit it to him.
"Come on!" He saw the hesitation on her face "you know you want to try" He moved to a squatting position and pulled her to her knees. She had wanted to try for awhile so she slowly moved to climb on his lap. Richard bounced her a few times to get them balanced, her cleavage coming dangerously close to him mouth. She giggled at his movements at how awkward this made her feel. "See this isn't too hard is it?" Kahlan laughed at him and forgetting how precariously perched on his lap she was, let go. She fell back through his legs her own hooked up over his thighs. He laughed along with her as he also fell over. Kahlan rolled to her stomach pushing up on her hands and knees. Sure you don' t want to try "Gar Style"? he laughed as he shuffled up behind her his hands on her waist pulling her into him. Kahlan giggled at him again "No, Richard!"
She was trying to pull away when they heard movement and Zedd barged through the leaves and looked down at them "Gads what are you two doing? Cara and I have been waiting for you both with the supplies." Kahlan scrambled to her feet turning toward the horses tending them while trying to hide her smile. Whilst Richard tried to explain to his Grandfather just what they had been doing. "Oh Kahlan dropped an um..part of the harness and I was helping her look for it." Zedd gave him a long look down his nose and then answered "Well whatever it was you two need to hurry up. Cara and I will go on ahead and you can catch up." he moved off back through the trees.
Richard turned and shared a secret smile with Kahlan as she tucked the book into her boot. He could tell they were going to have a very large library fine by the time they were done with that book.
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lollipops are so much fun to eat while writing!
Title: I guess it's "Library Books"
Pairing: R/K
Rating: PG
Summary: originally written for lule_bell whose prompt was this > Any - "This is the Midlands! Where did you get that [insert sexual object of your choice here]."
A/N : I let virkatjol watch my dignity for awhile and she ran away with it and this story wandered in... un-beta'd and I suck at punctuation and titles :P
Kahlan packed the camp up as Richard loaded the bags onto the horses. As he was tying up her bag it fell open and a book dropped to the ground. he was shocked at what it was. "Kahlan! This is the Midlands! Where did you get this copy of the Kama Sutra?" A bright blush filled her cheeks as she tried to think of a lie and then conceded. "I found it at the library in Briamont."
"You stole a book from the library?!"
"Well most of those books there burned anyway" she justified, "So really I saved it"
"But why this book? Do you need it" He was confused.
"Richard I can't be with you and it gets lonely and cold at night." she looked down at her feet as she mumbled "I ....I like the pictures"
Opening the book Richard flipped through the pages.There were many interesting pictures in there and positions he hadn't thought of before. Not that he often thought up different ways to be with Kahlan... late at night on the other side of the fire from her....where she was probably thinking the same thoughts with this book in hand...Quickly he shook his head to clear *that* image from his mind. He chuckled as he held up a page labeled "Gar Style"; a man behind a woman on all fours. Kahlan rolled her eyes, her face showing obvious ire at him having discovered the book. She snatched it away from his hands unable to contain her thoughts on the matter "I don't like that one!".
"Oh really? So which ones do you like?" he flashed her a naughty smile. Resigning herself to the fact that he knew about the book she flipped through to some pictures. She held out the book to him the picture showing a woman sitting on a man's lap facing him as he held her close. "You like this one eh?" she nodded slowly. 'Come on then, what other ones?" he smiled at her again. Kahlan flipped through to another section. It showed two positions one was similar to the last but this time the woman was leaning back on her hands. Next it showed her sitting backwards on the man's lap facing his feet . Richard let out a deep laugh as he saw the second picture."You've really though about this a lot haven't you?" Kahlan looked a little miffed at his laugh but she reached over the book as he held it and continued to flip the pages. Holding his gaze she said "This one" and tapped the page. Here was a woman on her back legs thrown over the man's shoulders as he held her up to him face buried between her thighs. Richard looked back up at Kahlan her eyes questioning him. He moved an arm around her shoulder pulling her head toward him as he kissed her ear. "I love you" he whispered.
They sat down together Richard flipped through the pages again. He stopped on one page and questioned Kahlan. "How about this one? Do you like this one?" She nodded her affirmation at the picture of a man lying behind a woman her leg thrown over his hip, his hand between her legs.
"Mmhhmm" he said nodding as if adding her reply to a mental list. The next page showed a picture of a man squatting as he held a woman on his lap. Richard pointed "Now this one! What about this one!"
"Richard, I don't really think that one would work..."
"Nonsense, I think we could do that!" He stared at the picture again. Kahlan flushed anew with his admonition that he was viewing these with them in mind. No matter that she always did the same thing but that was when he was asleep. She wouldn't openly admit it to him.
"Come on!" He saw the hesitation on her face "you know you want to try" He moved to a squatting position and pulled her to her knees. She had wanted to try for awhile so she slowly moved to climb on his lap. Richard bounced her a few times to get them balanced, her cleavage coming dangerously close to him mouth. She giggled at his movements at how awkward this made her feel. "See this isn't too hard is it?" Kahlan laughed at him and forgetting how precariously perched on his lap she was, let go. She fell back through his legs her own hooked up over his thighs. He laughed along with her as he also fell over. Kahlan rolled to her stomach pushing up on her hands and knees. Sure you don' t want to try "Gar Style"? he laughed as he shuffled up behind her his hands on her waist pulling her into him. Kahlan giggled at him again "No, Richard!"
She was trying to pull away when they heard movement and Zedd barged through the leaves and looked down at them "Gads what are you two doing? Cara and I have been waiting for you both with the supplies." Kahlan scrambled to her feet turning toward the horses tending them while trying to hide her smile. Whilst Richard tried to explain to his Grandfather just what they had been doing. "Oh Kahlan dropped an um..part of the harness and I was helping her look for it." Zedd gave him a long look down his nose and then answered "Well whatever it was you two need to hurry up. Cara and I will go on ahead and you can catch up." he moved off back through the trees.
Richard turned and shared a secret smile with Kahlan as she tucked the book into her boot. He could tell they were going to have a very large library fine by the time they were done with that book.
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lollipops are so much fun to eat while writing!