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[valiant_lord]

*decides to call around to the House of Fingolfin to tell his Nana about Elenwë maybe possibly being pregnant* :D :D :D

*has Glamdring and will not hesitate to use it on his so-called father*

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[forgotten_son]

*opens the door* *grunts* This place is worse than I remember.

[valiant_lord]

Get out while you still can. If you have a wife, HIDE HER.

[forgotten_son]

Wha? Why would I need to hide my wife.

...Why would I have a wife?

[valiant_lord]

You'd need to hide your wife so that Ada doesn't get her drunk and shag her..

... Wives are great. Sex and babies. Oh, and lifelong companionship. :D