Just say no.
This would be the hand knit, multi-colored, multi-patterned, aniline dyed, COTTON, button front, short, men's coathardies. that were exhibited at the Known World A&S display at this year's Pensic. Holy craptastic Batman! I hope you brought enough drugs for the whole class.
http://valkyr8.livejournal.com/57970.html In seeing the pictures they do look to be long gowns without buttons. Just Fugly!