1. Who are you? Robby the Horrendous. I used to be Robby the Terrific, but that was before I ruined little Sammy's birthday party.
2. Are we friends? Yes, unless you secretly hate me or something.
3. When and how did we meet? We met twelve millennia ago defending the innocents of the great Middle Valley after the Dark Lord of Arcon unleashed the transdimensional forces of the radically undead upon them.
4. How have I affected you? You "accidentally" cut off my arm in the aforementioned battle. You also make fun of me a lot, so I cry more than I should. Which in turn means that I buy more tissues than I should, and because of that, I am poor. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
5. What do you think of me? You need to quit trying to get into my pants.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? That time you weren't trying to get into my pants. But then it turned out you were just trying to get into my shirt instead.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Until one of us finally defeats the other in mortal combat!
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Robby the Horrendous. I used to be Robby the Terrific, but that was before I ruined little Sammy's birthday party.
2. Are we friends?
Yes, unless you secretly hate me or something.
3. When and how did we meet?
We met twelve millennia ago defending the innocents of the great Middle Valley after the Dark Lord of Arcon unleashed the transdimensional forces of the radically undead upon them.
4. How have I affected you?
You "accidentally" cut off my arm in the aforementioned battle. You also make fun of me a lot, so I cry more than I should. Which in turn means that I buy more tissues than I should, and because of that, I am poor. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
5. What do you think of me?
You need to quit trying to get into my pants.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
That time you weren't trying to get into my pants. But then it turned out you were just trying to get into my shirt instead.
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
Until one of us finally defeats the other in mortal combat!
8. Do you love me?I would ( ... )
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