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[valkyriespector]

Okay, something that just isn't right is when you walk into Walmart and are minding your own business when suddenly this shrieking laughing person glomps you from behind. Yeah, scary. I turned around and this girl is talking a mile a minute about things that I recognize back from high school but I have NO CLUE who this girl is. Evidently she didn't

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[danthemanitac]

ah I see. I have the issue of sometimes not knowing who someone who apparently knows me. It happens.

or when you know each other but don't realize it

oh hey, you are a whitmer right.

Yes..

I was just wondering if you are related to the whitmers down in

yes.. I am...

So just how are you related to Maureen?

I ... am ... her son.

OMG, you are too old to be her kid yadda yada

these events always make mother fill with pride due to her young looks. Just like when she gets carded..

[pkai]

I hope you find out who it is~!

[jon_talbain]

Fear not for I will save you hours of year book searching. It was I who lead you around the Walmart. You see I was in disguise... As a woman... And I was planning a coup on the evil corperation of Walmart but I saw you there and I knew you would use your valkyrie powers to stop me. So I used my boss-hogg powers of mind readingness and convinced you that I was a former classmate, and then I led you to the toothepaste isle scared and confused so that you would be powerless to stop me. That was pretty smart of me huh?