Today at work, bi-yearly thing. last one was in sept..shows how late they are ( Read more... )

As soon as you're born you're dying...

but with some Jack in between

I better be on it or else i want my Money Back!!!!

Soylent Green is valleyman!

Which movie was this quote from?

Ok when Heroes first started i was so psyched about it. watched the first few episodes and thought 'not bad' watched a few more then got very bored and depressed ( Read more... )

This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life - it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies! It has rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This...is an ex-parrot!

I just had a dump and lost 2lbs!!

fully clothed wearing boots and big jumper i weighed 12st 2lbs.

after dump

12st 0lbs!!

Thats it, i am buying my Knighthood.

Peerages are always for Sale and i figure i bought mine twice over.

Sir Peter Dempsie BA(Hons)Dip.

Got a nice ring to it.

I knew it was coming but i cant wait till it be over!

Arse Feck!

The name Peter creates the urge to be creative and original, we emphasize that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others ( Read more... )