no i dont have a special v-day friend, but i did build a snowman(lady). we have a lot of things in common, like we are about the same height we both dislike extreme heat we are both from texas. i think it's going to work out, im optimistic hopefully she is not as scandalous as the other snowlady. i would hate to melt her but i will if i cant trust ( Read more... )

so the great goulet is back with a movie review. last night i spent sometime with a man dear to my heart and i wont mention his name for legal reasons. anyway we watched a movie based on the late porn king John Holmes entitled "Wonderland". this movie was disturbing i mean the image's where stuck in my head well after the film was over. after the ( Read more... )

OHHH MOTHER OF JESUS!!!! I JUST GOT OUT OF SCHOOL, AND I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD STOP BYE MY MOM'S FOR SOME FREE FOOD. NOT A BAD PLAN AT ALL. SO WHEN I DECIDE TO VENTURE IN TO THE FRIDGE I FOUND A GOD ALLMIGHT ARSONAL OF SUPPOSITORIES WITH THEM NAME CHRIS FRYON THE BAG. POOR BASTARD!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE! HE ALWAYS THINKS UP OF DIFFERENT REASON ON WHY HE ( Read more... )

noooooooo....why did i have to wake up today? it's 7 am and it's all rainy and cold. i only have 2 classes today and they are so pointless i think i could still pass them if i was in a coma. man, ive had this really strange feeling in my chest for some unexplainable reason. maybe it's a sign something really exciting is going to happen. like maybe ( Read more... )

awwwwwshit.....last night i decided to meet up with "THE DREAM" for some Dallas Mavericks b-ball, which we did'nt end up watching together. instead me and that mutant of a man Mr.Fraf(chad) "crip walked" two house's down, because this one kid had a deck to sell me for only $20(what a deal)it's a fast foward blank, and i am ok with that. anyway...we ( Read more... )

some how none of this matter's. it appears that none of yesterday happened. i was wrong. was i dreaming? perhaps.. jesus, i dont know... i need sanctuary i need peace. i need to get back in the "game". im not going to be walked all over anymore. after such a bad run could i reclaim my crown? king of hollywood, king of the world. so i called up my ( Read more... )

LIFE MAN, LIFE!

Let's not bring up the dog races - today is a new day. This morning I woke up in the bed of a pick up truck with full, unshaven beard and it appeared that I soiled myself. I felt a vibration on my back. Raising up I look into the cab and there are two immigrents driving. I could tell they were gypies by their garb and I knew that they had a score ( Read more... )

today i needed a little action. maybe even a bit of danger. so, i climbed onto the back of my "crotch-rocket" and headed down to the good ol' dog track. now these are my people. like the different breed's of dog's or reptile's this apply's as well with human's. and these where the men and women shaped in the image of god by god him self. never have ( Read more... )

Today i woke up half naked, alone, and when i looket at my reflection some piss ant had graffited a huge male member down the side of my face. dont they now im fucking GOULET, the priemer reason to waste your fucking money and drive to a god damn desert waste land. GOULET YOU UGLY BASTARD'S, Robert Goulet, world's finest male actor. This is the ( Read more... )