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[valness]

i was always see the strangest things in our neighborhood. i was walking home from value village and i look over at the far part of the parking lot and there is this guy just laying underneath his car. i didnt think anything of it really, thought maybe he was working on the underparts - then i saw him lift the fucking thing off the ground.

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[freetothink]

i saw a guy walking down the street turn around to see where an ambulance was going..and headfirst into a street pole!

[valness]

oh i've had my fair share of those moments. at fest v i was yelling at fake problems from across the street and boom! ran into a parking meter. that shit hurt so bad! but was super hilarious too