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[valpal21]

Presidential Resume for John Kerry

My name is John Kerry and I would like to report for duty. Here is
 my
 resume for your review.
 NAME: John F. Kerry
 RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, all worth
 multimillions.
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement.
 I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill
 in my career as a US

Comments

[sila1982]

And who are you voting for, Bush? HAHA! Don't even get me started, but since you did--here it goes

[sila1982]

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT

[sila1982]

- I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my
Presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

- I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster", a WMD.

- I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bid Laden to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

- All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library,
sealed and unavailable for public view.

- All records of SEC investigators into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004!!

[sila1982]

So I guess what I'm trying to say is which one is worse? I think voting for Bush is, but you know that's just me :) haha. don't debate politics with me-you probably wont like it...

[sila1982]

However, despite my love of this resume-I can't take credit for it... Thanks to pinkbraclub for originally posting it.