I only think Christians are ass holes because they spew so much shit...

[vamir]

The holidays bring out the best and the worst of people - and for multi-taskers and the bipolar it does the both at the same time. So I learned from my little brother’s kiddy Christian school that a “holly wreath symbolizes the crown of thorns worn by Jesus at Calvary. Its red berries represent the blood he shed for the forgiveness of our sins.” If

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[tburger]

oh my god. i definetly saw a butt plug with an image of jesus on it at a porn shop in oregon. it was really rediculous.

[vamir]

If you come across it again I'll pay you double what it costs if you get it for me!!! I'd absolutely love a Jesus butt-plug

[tburger]

HAH.

shut the fuck up

[nonarrendermi]

don't talk about the baby jesus like that. god is just trying to love you. he's knocking on your door. won't you let him in? christians don't lie. that's why we vote for bush. god chose him.

MY BROTHER IS TRYING TO BECOME FUCKING MORMON!!??? MORON!!

[make_me_undead]

this is too much for me. im gonna become mormon and lower my I.Q. so that i can be immune to the real world

Re: MY BROTHER IS TRYING TO BECOME FUCKING MORMON!!??? MORON!!

[vamir]

LOL...well I guess we all make bad choices at one point or another...speaking of which, that Jesus rib-roast was a baaaaad idea...brb!